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Old 03-02-2013, 11:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Great techniques. Baby seals always require that extra finesse especially when one has just consumed a container of bath salts and a bag of Wendy's
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Old 03-02-2013, 11:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well at least I wasn't the only one to think of baby seals when I saw this topic
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:11 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Well at least I wasn't the only one to think of baby seals when I saw this topic
That was my first thought and it took me everything I had not to post a picture of a seal being clubbed lol.
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Get a firm, two handed grip on the club. Approach your suspect from behind so they don't see it coming and and swing the club over your head and bring it down with all your body on the top of their head. At this point they are either dead or have a major concussion so make sure to have medical staff on standby.
Dont forget the sidearm baseball swing, works better in confined spaces.
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Get a firm, two handed grip on the club. Approach your suspect from behind so they don't see it coming and and swing the club over your head and bring it down with all your body on the top of their head. At this point they are either dead or have a major concussion so make sure to have medical staff on standby.
This with one difference. A sword or axe would be more effective with this stroke, but we are discussing clubbing.
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Lol this thread is hysterical.

I need to move to CAD if it goes down like that.

One good word if advice. Don't mix your drinks. And watch out for creepers (drinks).

For eg don't mix Long Islands with Patron or Hennessy.
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My only clubbing advice is- don't.

Just not my scene, personally. I like a bar where you can actually have a conversation, not be drowned out by WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB...
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
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When you go clubbing make sure you hit the fur seal hard enough to cave in his head. That way he won't bite you in the balls.
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