Clubbing tips - Page 3

boltaction · 03-03-2013, 06:19 PM

Well, if your clubbing baby seals just be careful on the ice, that **** is slippery. If it's baby panda bears, just watch out for the momma bear. She most likely won't be pleased.

HurtCow · 03-03-2013, 08:18 PM

If somebody asks to buy you a drink but you're already drunk, just say 'No thanks but can I have the money anyway?'.

Cottontail · 03-04-2013, 07:15 AM

I was a Shot Boy in a club in my younger, less fat days. If you dont get laid you suck at women.

Women do like *******s, confident, douchey bro *******s. but only to a point.. you cant beat the **** out of a kitten and still get laid. If you're asking about what do do, your gonna have a bad time.

Act like you own the club... get so drunk your wiener doesnt work!

Jkoselka · 03-04-2013, 07:40 AM

Ax handles work the best for me, the wood ones not fiberglass, otherwise use a prison mace (Louisville slugger with nails).

Sincera · 03-04-2013, 06:02 PM

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Mar · 03-04-2013, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cottontail

I was a Shot Boy in a club in my younger, less fat days. If you dont get laid you suck at women.

Women do like *******s, confident, douchey bro *******s. but only to a point.. you cant beat the **** out of a kitten and still get laid. If you're asking about what do do, your gonna have a bad time.

Act like you own the club... get so drunk your wiener doesnt work!

I really agree. People don't say "you got game" because, boy he sure is himself! They say it because you recognize that it is a dance, like peacocks, or Lions, or whatever, and you gotta go through the paces. Entertain them, jokes, flex your biceps, whatever works... You want to meet your life-mate follow buddies advice about living cautiously. You want to have some chick that has a bad reationship with her father try to break your dick off with her gyrating: do what MAr does.

pro tip: chicks with face piercings and/or bright streaks of dyed hair need attention. Their father may not give it to them. THis leaves a hole in them, which they often confuse with their other orafices, and try and fill it accordignly.

GO GET EM TIGER!

Oh, and if you are gay, just walk into gay bar, say so: laid. done.

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03-04-2013, 07:15 AM	#23 (permalink)
Cottontail Active Member Join Date: Jun 2012	I was a Shot Boy in a club in my younger, less fat days. If you dont get laid you suck at women. Women do like *****s, confident, douchey bro ***s. but only to a point.. you cant beat the ** out of a kitten and still get laid. If you're asking about what do do, your gonna have a bad time. Act like you own the club... get so drunk your wiener doesnt work!