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Old 03-20-2013, 02:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2013, 03:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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what a first impression :P
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Old 03-20-2013, 03:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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what a first impression :P
The dirty sweat pants, American flag hat, or douche bag long hair wasn't a first impression?

A far better...and less disckish way would be:

1. Ask girl for phone
2. Dial your phone (on silent)
3. Have the following conversation with your voicemail for future hilarity: Hi mom, just wanted to let you know I'm at [insert location]. Ya, I know this isn't my number, I borrowed [ask girl for name]...[say girls name] phone because mine is at home. Yes. Uh-huh. She's very nice for letting me use it and she is very attractive, especially her [compliment her hair or jewelry]. Yes, I should ask her out for dinner.
4. Profit.
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Old 03-20-2013, 03:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The dirty sweat pants, American flag hat, or douche bag long hair wasn't a first impression?

A far better...and less disckish way would be:

1. Ask girl for phone
2. Dial your phone (on silent)
3. Have the following conversation with your voicemail for future hilarity: Hi mom, just wanted to let you know I'm at [insert location]. Ya, I know this isn't my number, I borrowed [ask girl for name]...[say girls name] phone because mine is at home. Yes. Uh-huh. She's very nice for letting me use it and she is very attractive, especially her [compliment her hair or jewelry]. Yes, I should ask her out for dinner.
4. Profit.
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Old 03-20-2013, 03:54 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:00 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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The dirty sweat pants, American flag hat, or douche bag long hair wasn't a first impression?

A far better...and less disckish way would be:

1. Ask girl for phone
2. Dial your phone (on silent)
3. Have the following conversation with your voicemail for future hilarity: Hi mom, just wanted to let you know I'm at [insert location]. Ya, I know this isn't my number, I borrowed [ask girl for name]...[say girls name] phone because mine is at home. Yes. Uh-huh. She's very nice for letting me use it and she is very attractive, especially her [compliment her hair or jewelry]. Yes, I should ask her out for dinner.
4. Profit.

lol very true!
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:42 PM   #20 (permalink)
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"Oh thanks and now I have yours to report to the police"
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I haven't been single in a while...but.... Seems to me a lady would be far more likely to want a date with someone less creepy and dishonest.

If you have the stones to approach her and talk to her asking directly for her # doesn't seem so hard.
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