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Old 09-05-2013, 07:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Cut up ply wood
use plastic bags as floats
Tape it all to your back
Swim across the pond....

= Profit?
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Old 09-05-2013, 08:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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How big is a standard garbage bag?
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Old 09-05-2013, 08:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Let's go outside the box...

Depending on size and quantity of trash bags...

Fill bags with helium.

Make duct tape into rope.

Float across with GoPro mounted on rig to watch the mayhem below.

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Old 09-05-2013, 08:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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use trash bag to empty pond

walk across carrying the 4x8's.
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use trash bag to empty pond

walk across carrying the 4x8's.
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Old 09-05-2013, 08:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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There isn't quite enough material to make a steam boiler, but the plywood could be cut up to make the engine and a propeller/paddle wheel ;D

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two 4x8's? how cold is the water? can you paddle?

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He said you can paddle, and get wet, but not leave the boat, nor have is sink.

Either go for speed or style

A V hull can be made from 1" plywood, though it will be... Heavy as hell. The hard part is a "cool" enough propulsion system.... Damn, where is Mr Scott what you need him. I am sure he could whip up a warp engine out of the parts on your list

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He said you can paddle, and get wet, but not leave the boat, nor have is sink.

Either go for speed or style

A V hull can be made from 1" plywood, though it will be... Heavy as hell. The hard part is a "cool" enough propulsion system.... Damn, where is Mr Scott what you need him. I am sure he could whip up a warp engine out of the parts on your list

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duct tape trash bag to wood. wear trash bag. jump in water. paddle. you can't leave the boat if you are wearing it.
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Old 09-05-2013, 08:57 PM   #20 (permalink)
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How far is it across the pond?

Use duct tape to make rope.

cut one piece of plywood to fashion a kneeboard (18 inches wide about 30 inches long)

Use some tape to make strap for your knees.

Use duct tape rope as tow rope and have rest of team drag you across the pond.
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