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Old 11-11-2007, 08:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I new study shows that fondling them also improves blood flow.
Of course it makes your blood flow. Let your wife catch you fondling a strange pair, and she will smash you over the head, thus causing the blood flow.
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I porn at least an hour a day ... 4-5 extra years multiplied by 6 is 24-30 years extra!
If only it worked that way.....



On a related topic- an hour each day? Get a freaking girlfriend already!
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Old 11-11-2007, 10:19 AM   #13 (permalink)
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..... Now if looking at breasteses can help with poor eye sight.....
They come in a larger 'font' for those who need a little assistance
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Old 11-11-2007, 01:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Now if looking at breasteses can help with poor eye sight.....
Well, the religious people will tell you that looking at breats can indirectly lead to blindness.
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Old 11-11-2007, 02:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2007, 01:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Marry one that looks too. I did. She even points out the better ones.
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Marry one that looks too. I did. She even points out the better ones.
I feel you there brother. I'm currently engaged to one who points out the nice ones in a crowd. It's so nice to hear "Hey, that chicks pretty hot, I'm going to go say hi" and those words aren't coming from my mouth
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Old 11-12-2007, 07:52 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2007, 08:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2007, 08:12 PM   #20 (permalink)
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On a related topic- an hour each day? Get a freaking girlfriend already!
I have a girlfriend... I just think porn looks better than her.

I hope to god she doesn't read MCB...
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