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Old 04-11-2017, 02:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Never say anything harmful or negative. Keep your damn mouth shut! Let her be neurotic/emotional. That's fine, like the expulsion of gases from a bloated decayed balloon-corpse that had been festering for too long. There's a prime example: don't ever say **** like what I just said just then. But anyways after the expulsion of superheated infernal emissions she'll become like Barbie again. It goes in cycles. If during that inner-panic and self-questioning phase you're involuntarily put into cyclically, she asks you "are you listening?" and "will you do what I say?", say to her, "I hear everything you said." You don't have to agree to do everything she said, but if you are positive or quiet / smile (not necessarily nod) you will win 100% all the time

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When asked questions like, "hey how do you like that swim suite" always answer as confused as possible with something like "...what swim suite???" even if you know what they are talking about. It is a TRAP, BEWARE!
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