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|08-25-2006, 05:42 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Yorktown, Virginia
Now this would be a sight.
I guess if she was hot, nobody would complain.
If meat is murder, I'll have a beer with the murder please.
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|08-25-2006, 06:25 AM||#2 (permalink)|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Everett, WA.
That's nasty to think about.
But sad as well.
Boy, the next words out of your mouth better be some brilliant Mark Twain S**t. Cuz it's definately gettin chisled on your tombstone.
Had it been a blind body and not blue I would of jumped on it like an eithiopian on a steak dinner.
My Ex-Wife is ungrateful She Never Used the Wedding present I bought her......A COFFIN
|08-25-2006, 11:47 AM||#3 (permalink)|
Ugh... man, that was definately NOT what I was expecting to see...
Reminds of one time when I was working at Kmart, a big ugly lady flashed us and asked "Do you have bras like this??"
|08-25-2006, 03:58 PM||#4 (permalink)|
I would have title it differently maybe "sight to end all sight.".
I was hoping for something interesting, like a dog, playing paintball !
Or something, well, pleasant.
But, to add to your already disturbing happenings I will go 2 more.
I got 2 stories of indecent ladys.
These stories describe public urination if this offends do not read.
In order of appearance
#1 a possibly homeless lady that always had wine and a sausage dog (the pet, not the food). She also commonly passed out in the parks.
anyhow there was this hobby store and a guy who ran it. The lady went to stores and places asking for money. the guy that ran the hobby store got mad about her coming in and doing this. As a result he ended up pissing her off and she peed or pissed-(if you like puns) inside the doorway of his store.
I'm glad I wear shoes when I go out.
#2 I was working as a locksmith for a while and I had to go make keys to a box truck it was dark around 9-10pm. I was making the key for an over weight black woman, who was wearing a moo-moo. I climbed into the drivers seat and was inspecting the ignition. she followed me to the vehicle and stood at the drivers side door. she was talking on a phone and then I heard this sound, I thought "whats this ?" and look over. As soon as I do I realize she's peeing right outside the door, not even 5 feet away (which is the commonly accepted "bubble" of personal space) , and right where I have to get out at !
I'm glad I wore boots that night.
She got a key for her box truck and I got to clean my boots like I had O.C.D..
|08-25-2006, 04:46 PM||#5 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jul 2006
I worked one our local gas station after high school, this homeless lady came in one day and goes down the aisle where the medication is and grabs a bottle of rubbing alcohol, then goes to the fountain drink machine and gets a cup of ice...while there she gets in an argument with her imaginary friend....
then she proceeds to the register where I ring her up, grand total like $1.30
I tell her the total and she says "O.K. here ya go" and lays a quarter, a nickel, and about 5 pieces of gravel on the counter....
Then she just stares at me, I say, "Um, ok, theres the .30...How about the dollar"....Her response as she picks up a piece of gravel and hold it towards me "My Moneys not good enough for ya!????"
I quickly appologized and took her Gravel money and told her to have a nice day.
I did not want to have her throw a fit in the store, much less ask me for change: I got off cheap for a dollar.
I hind sight, I shouldnt have done that...she walked out side and poured herself a nice cup of rubbing alcohol and ice and sat down on the island the gas pumps are on and began drinking it.