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Old 06-29-2017, 06:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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poop doping to improve race times

Cyclist Tried Poop Doping, and It May Have Worked
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't care how much of a performance boost it give, I'm not pushing somebody else's poo into my ***.
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Fecal transplant is a treatment for certain ailments, according to my nurse wife. The idea is to use it as a source of healthy bacteria, yeast, etc. ie Probiotic.

Still, its not as gross as Korean poop wine. Vice did a pretty good episode on it a while ago.

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Its just what it sounds like. Again, the idea being to get those healthy bacterias into your system.
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well at least with the doping, you're putting it in from the correct end for the cultures to propagate.. and i am a cyclist.. but just.. no...
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It's like sticking tampons laced with alcohol in the chute and getting a result. Except, you know. Healthy Poop.

I don't have any experience with that by the way.
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Yeah, I just got Lyme disease out on the paintball field but I will be damned before I ask any of you for a poop sample
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Well TV taught me if I shove food up my butt I will poop put of my mouth so this makes sense.
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't care how much of a performance boost it give, I'm not pushing somebody else's poo into my ***.
Well then I have some good news for you. To do this you don't shove someone else's poo up your ***. Rather, you take their poo, freeze-dry it, make it into capsules, and swallow them.

Ok... so that's not actually good news, it's far grosser. That is, unless you're into that kind of thing. Apparently some people are into that, at least, according to this video I saw on the internet with two girls and a cup.
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