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Old 03-24-2008, 02:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Epic Dump! Stuck to Toilet for 2 Years!

I was searching under the tag WTF on College humor and found this odd article

Woman stuck on toilet for two years, police say - CNN.com

Apparently, a woman was stuck on the toilet seat for 2 years and her skin started GROWING around the toilet seat.

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Old 03-24-2008, 02:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2008, 06:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My legs go all tingly after sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes, this is a "go" directly preceeded by a "no". Translated from Army for those not in the know - "not only no, but *expletive deleted* NO!!"

And the boyfriend let her do it! That's what gets me, it was the boyfriend's toilet. Unless my wife is sick, I'm getting her up off that toilet in half an hour, tops.
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Old 03-24-2008, 06:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah this was all ove rthe major networks a while back. Crrreeeeeppy and barftastic
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Old 03-24-2008, 06:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2008, 06:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I was called out almost 6 years ago now for a man with leg pain. He was having pain in his legs from sitting in his chair so long. The fluid had collected in them due to gravity and it was causing him pain. I am unsure of how long he had been sitting in the chair, but his skin had grown through the shirt he was wearing and the first layer of the chairs material on has back and buttocks. Definitely makes the top ten for the most disgusting calls I have ever ran.
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I'd rather deal with dead people Noxx.... they haven't gross me out yet.... Well the bug coming out of the Hunter's nose was really close though...
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Old 03-24-2008, 06:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh. My. God.

So wiping and basic hygine is out of the picture, right?
Let that sink in...
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