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Old 09-16-2006, 11:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I played in a tournament once where the kids parked next to us in staging sat and shot off their air all day. When they got called for on deck they held up the tournament while they went out and got air...

"Dry firing is cruise control for cool" is a favored saying on our team.
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Old 09-17-2006, 07:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The phrase on our team is "trigger masturbation".

I believe that it serves the same purpose as fast cars and monster trucks.
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Old 09-18-2006, 08:51 AM   #13 (permalink)
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As usual Robert, good point. I swear dude, I need your home phone number and when I am getting pissy I can call you and you can give me one of your wise one-liners and I will be like. Yup - no big deal.

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The phrase on our team is "trigger masturbation".

I believe that it serves the same purpose as fast cars and monster trucks.
Rob, you just made my night.
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Old 09-19-2006, 06:03 AM   #15 (permalink)
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...learn a little self control...
What's 'self control'?
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Old 09-19-2006, 09:26 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Dammit, and I thought having a celibate trigger was okay...I'm gonna have to give up my fast cars and monster truck too?!

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Old 09-20-2006, 09:19 AM   #17 (permalink)
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The phrase on our team is "trigger masturbation".

I believe that it serves the same purpose as fast cars and monster trucks.
I hope this means those of us that use pumps don`t become know as, "One pump chumps" or worse, "Only good for one shot." Robert, I did like the term Trigger masturbation though.
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