Well this explains everything

skiddish9999 · 05-15-2008, 04:53 PM

Places not to take a woman on a date....

Read the paintball one...

WilD · 05-15-2008, 04:56 PM

What does the NRA have to do with paintball?

Mr. Furious · 05-15-2008, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by WilD

What does the NRA have to do with paintball?

Yeah, another uninformed member of the press throwing their unfounded stereotypes around. I wish I could be wrong so much at my job and still be employed.

cockerpunk · 05-15-2008, 05:02 PM

i enjoy shooting my GF.

i hope she enjoys it too

Listessa · 05-15-2008, 05:03 PM

But if not paintball, then how am I supposed to legitimately shoot JTurtle in the head?

Harbinger[TG] · 05-15-2008, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Listessa

But if not paintball, then how am I supposed to legitimately shoot JTurtle in the head?

fake a domestic dispute. If he isn't in any condition to contest "your side" of the story you should be fine

stevedavidson · 05-15-2008, 05:13 PM

read them all.

That article was a total piece of blather; if you want to take a woman on a good date - find the f out what she likes.

Maybe she likes sports bars - wouldn't is suck to take her to a trendy french one with no prices on the menu when she hates french food?

maybe she LOVES mcdonalds and likes to sneak into the playground cause it turns her on. you'd be missing out big time there, huh?

maybe she has a thing for roller coasters and the theme park idea will just ace it for you!

maybe she thinks you LOOK like Ben Stiller and has ALL his movies!

jeez - I think the writer of that piece has been ultra-picking herself OUT of dates left and right. Or maybe she just hasn't had one in like, oh, six decades and is bound and determined that no one else will either!

Lrrpie-CT · 05-15-2008, 05:44 PM

Nicole Kristal

She's the author of the article.

Mayvik · 05-15-2008, 05:49 PM

I'd hit it.

Then I'd tell it to get back in the kitchen and make me some dinner.

Listessa · 05-15-2008, 05:51 PM

Well that seems to explain it. Expensive city girl.

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cockerpunk MCB Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,265	i enjoy shooting my GF. i hope she enjoys it too __________________ the ultimate truth in paintball is that the interaction between the gun and the player is far and away the largest factor in accuracy, consistency, and reliability. >>PAINTBALL SCIENCE!<< "Originally posted by Garbageman705: Arguing with Cockerpunk is like fighting a T-Rex. Your going to get your *** kicked."

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Listessa Delving into Satinism Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Fairbanks, AK Posts: 5,894	But if not paintball, then how am I supposed to legitimately shoot JTurtle in the head? __________________ The correct question is, "Why don't I need another gun?" How strange to see a lagomorph of such bravery. Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo- Don't Ask Us- We Will Tell! Facilis est Descensus Averni. <--Click to descend to my feedback. NO'MAAM #2"National Organization Members Against AGG Metrosexuals" Rouge Cell #3

05-15-2008, 05:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Listessa Delving into Satinism Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Fairbanks, AK Posts: 5,894	Well that seems to explain it. Expensive city girl. __________________ The correct question is, "Why don't I need another gun?" How strange to see a lagomorph of such bravery. Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo- Don't Ask Us- We Will Tell! Facilis est Descensus Averni. <--Click to descend to my feedback. NO'MAAM #2"National Organization Members Against AGG Metrosexuals" Rouge Cell #3

05-15-2008, 05:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
stevedavidson Active Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 372	read them all. That article was a total piece of blather; if you want to take a woman on a good date - find the f out what she likes. Maybe she likes sports bars - wouldn't is suck to take her to a trendy french one with no prices on the menu when she hates french food? maybe she LOVES mcdonalds and likes to sneak into the playground cause it turns her on. you'd be missing out big time there, huh? maybe she has a thing for roller coasters and the theme park idea will just ace it for you! maybe she thinks you LOOK like Ben Stiller and has ALL his movies! jeez - I think the writer of that piece has been ultra-picking herself OUT of dates left and right. Or maybe she just hasn't had one in like, oh, six decades and is bound and determined that no one else will either!

05-15-2008, 05:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Lrrpie-CT See Matt Mod. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bethlehem CT Posts: 2,728	Nicole Kristal She's the author of the article.

05-15-2008, 05:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mayvik Sausage Lover Join Date: May 2007 Location: Denver Posts: 2,514	I'd hit it. Then I'd tell it to get back in the kitchen and make me some dinner.