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Old 06-07-2008, 10:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Dang straight not Chuck Norris. There would have been a flying round house in that story if it would have been Chuck!
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Old 06-07-2008, 11:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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He is no Daniel Boone.
Actually, to be correct, it would be "He is no Jedadiah (sp?) Smith" He was attacked and degloved (scalped) by a grizzly bear while on a trapping expidition. He had one of his fellow trappers take a needle and thread and sew his scalp and ear back on.

We just don't breed them that tough anymore.
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Old 06-08-2008, 12:10 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Well maybe not Chuck Norris, but I bet he could give him a run for his money.

Man gets mauled, kills the bear, then re-locates his shoulder
You compared him to Chuck Norris.

I was expecting bare-handed bear-killing.

Using a rifle doesn't count.

Now this woman may not have killed her bear and gunshots may have saved her, but she's > the rifleman IMO.
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Old 06-08-2008, 12:40 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Dang straight not Chuck Norris. There would have been a flying round house in that story if it would have been Chuck!
Actually, Chuck would have have made the bear kill itself.
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Old 06-08-2008, 10:33 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Actually, Chuck would have have made the bear kill itself.
Or at least made him change his evil ways.
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Old 06-10-2008, 11:29 PM   #16 (permalink)
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OK, he gets bit and cut up by the bear, and then still manages to move away and shoot him with a dislocated shoulder and cut up hands and arms.

Sounds like a bunch of snobs who have done this countless times with no problem playing armchair quarterback. I smell jealousy in the air.
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Old 06-10-2008, 11:55 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Azzy, it's amazing and all but no where near Chuck Norris level amazing.
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Old 06-12-2008, 02:46 AM   #18 (permalink)
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OK, he gets bit and cut up by the bear, and then still manages to move away and shoot him with a dislocated shoulder and cut up hands and arms.

Sounds like a bunch of snobs who have done this countless times with no problem playing armchair quarterback. I smell jealousy in the air.
I would guess people have forgotten how scary a grizzly is... I've never seen one up close, and hope to keep it that way.

They're incredibly strong, have claws as long as your fingers, and run faster than you can drive on most residential streets(in CA).
No thanks, I'll stay a long ways away.
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:29 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Dang straight not Chuck Norris. There would have been a flying round house in that story if it would have been Chuck!
If it had been Chuck he would've never missed a grizzly kill shot..........bullets ALWAYS go where Chuck tells them.
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Chuck Norris has fought a bear, and he didn't even need a gun!

YouTube - Chuck Norris Vs Bear
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