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Old 06-25-2008, 08:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I didn't know I liked country - until I heard this song...

Okay - so I am not sure this is country - but it is danged funny.

Not safe for work and has some curse words - be warned.

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Old 06-25-2008, 09:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That was a good laugh, some of his others were pretty good too.
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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if you want some really funny country music that is not work friendly, youtube Larry Pierce. I've only heard a few of them, they are real favourite was "worthless C..."'ll see it when you get there.

i warn you now, not for the faint of heart....but I doubt there are many of those around here.
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You should search for.. "Mommas Got her boobs out"

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Old 06-26-2008, 10:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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"Mommas Got her boobs out", lol. I've heard that so many times it isn't funny.
Still hilarious though.

I'm a fan of 80's and 90's country- nothing too old but nothing like this new crap that's coming out. Being only 22 I still remember when Mary Chapen Carpenter was in her prime... All these newer artists were just starting (or not even in the industry) when I was heavy into it. Good stuff.

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Old 06-26-2008, 11:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This is currently my favourite country tune.

Then there's the best country titles ever... (sorry 'bout the long list)

All I Want From You (Is Away)

All My Exes Live In Texas

All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down

Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone

Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!

Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)

Feelin' Single and Seein' Double

Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.

Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)

How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?

How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?

I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car

I Don't Do Floors

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade

I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "

I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)

I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart

Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

I Wanna Whip Your Cow

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now

If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?

If You Ever Get the Feelin' I Don't Love You, Feel Again.

If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave

If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD

If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure.

I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.

I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink

I'm In Love With A Capital U

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You?

I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.

I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills

Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2"

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

Meet Me In the Gravel Pit, Honey, cuz I'm a Little Boulder There

Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain't Gonna Be There)

Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same

Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

Redneck Martians Stole My Baby

Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

Skillet Full of Crisco

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

The Pint Of No Return.

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

We Feed Our Babies Onions So We Can Find 'Em In The Dark

Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me

When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye

Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw

You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life

Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns.

You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?

You've Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart

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