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| I Am The Admin | So as I'm getting pulled over by a police officer this morning...
My phone beeps. I mean, I haven't finished putting my car in park, and I have a new text message. I open it up and read it, and it says... and I quote: "He got you!" So thank you C5Tek for looking out for my interest as you speed by going the other way. Ha... So, now I'm laughing my butt off as the officer walks up to the truck. He looks at me, and of course now I have to tell him the entire story about me getting the text message and what it said. I'm not sure if he really found that funny or not, of if he was like: Who the HECK is this guy? I got asked why I was going to fast, and well.. I didn't mean to be. The road turns into a 50 MPH zone, and I was going up hill to get to that zone, and just gearing up. I was definitely at fault. Anyhow... He was really nice to me, and the New Boston police is the best. And they let me run away with a warning. Seeing as how I haven't gotten an actual ticket in probably 12 years, they figured I wasn't some major law breaker. As proof: ![]() The next ticket will be yours Paul.... You know he'll be there tomorrow too.
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| Mod/mod |
Another violator gets off with a slap on the wrist... ![]() At least you did not have to bribe any activist judges to regain your freedom. ![]() D |
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| la la la la revolution |
Oh, man. I think I just figured out my next career move. I'll be the only bribe-taking, speedtrap-setting cop in New Boston, NH. And I will only stop one man. Repeatedly. Did I mention I'd take bribes? Rare, brass bribes... Nelson-based bribes... you get the idea. |
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| Lost the Daylight | ![]() I was wondering if you actually would have a ticket after reading the title of this thread. Once again, you are Mr. Lucky!
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| Moderating in Moderation |
wow 44 in a 30 your a regular menance to society ain't ya
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| Wookie D*ck Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC |
You can't give a website a ticket, so he gave it a warning.
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| Jack Wagon! |
lucky..NYS Trooper got me Thursday night doing 69 in a 55. He didn't let me go with a warning. I haven't gotten a ticket since I was 17, and my speedometer was busted then. I had no excuse this time, he got me fair and square. I was on the side of the road before he even had his lights on. |
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| XYZZY |
You know what's cool? Someone started a text message service similar to Twitter where you can warn others of supplemental road tax generators...eh...speed traps. I got one for you...my Mom, when she was almost 70, got her first ticket in her life. She got out of it in court, but I asked around because I KNOW my mom doesn't mind driving her little Corolla 25mph one bit. Turns out the cops in that town were pulling over too many young black men, so to balance it off they started pulling over old white ladies lol.
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