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Old 10-29-2008, 01:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Most obnoxiously overpowered SMG in the entire call of duty series.

...And yes it is worse than the P90 in 4.
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In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards…But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.

At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you.

Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.

By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.

Buy our stuff.

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Old 10-29-2008, 01:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Most obnoxiously overpowered SMG in the entire call of duty series.

...And yes it is worse than the P90 in 4.
Oh yea, forgot about that.
The reason it's "overpowered" in COD is because it really was a great gun.
And in COD4 you hardly ever see the P90 in singleplayer, multiplayer all the guns are messed up for "balancing" anyways.
Like hell my auto shotty only hold 4 rounds.
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And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls
Too true. I HATE the firing controls on a HK45... Whether it's the SOCOM, Pro.. whatever. That mag release is positioned poorly as is the safety. Piss poor design.

THank you for the gun humor though

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Too true. I HATE the firing controls on a HK45... Whether it's the SOCOM, Pro.. whatever. That mag release is positioned poorly as is the safety. Piss poor design.

THank you for the gun humor though

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Is the mag release in a different spot from the USP (under/rear of trigger guard, where it meets the grip)? I love that thing.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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As funny as that HK ad is, it is also a stark reminder of why there should be someone at advertising photo shoots that isn't a retard, or at least knows wtf the product is.
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