Transformers ROTF - Page 8

MondoMor · 06-30-2009, 05:53 PM

True. I knew this was a check-your-brain-at-the-door action movie from the start, so I didn't try to analyze it. It's about giant transforming robots, after all.

But some things are so jarringly wrong that they snap me out of "suspension of disbelief".

The Inflicted · 06-30-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MondoMor

True. I knew this was a check-your-brain-at-the-door action movie from the start, so I didn't try to analyze it. It's about giant transforming robots, after all.

Not using your brain in a movie theater is like not using your tongue at a restaurant.

And with that,

THE TOP TEN THINGS I LEARNED FROM TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN:

1. Putting a towel over your face allows you to blend in in any Middle Eastern Country.
2. As they age, robots grow beards, require a cane to walk, and become incontinent.
3. Illegal drugs are readily available to parents during orientation at Princeton.
4. The chain of command and executive authority are purely theoretical concepts when it concerns the United States Military.
5. Michael Bay has seen Stargate.
6. If robots from another planet call for a worldwide manhunt, no one will really care.
7. Michael Bay has seen Terminator 3.
8.There are exactly 7 moles on John Turturro's butt.
9.Michael Bay hasn't seen Team America: World Police
10.Batman and Robin really wasn't that bad a movie.

chrislognshot · 06-30-2009, 08:01 PM

new update

Domestic: $214,931,195 51.3%
+ Foreign: $204,419,025 48.7%
= Worldwide: $419,350,220

Zygote · 07-01-2009, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by The Inflicted

10.Batman and Robin really wasn't that bad a movie.

Ouch!

The Inflicted · 07-01-2009, 06:34 PM

Michael Bay has also seen Flight of the Navigator.

Here's what I really want to know: How do you make a movie where main characters are a Corvette, a Camaro, and an Audi R8, and STILL not manage to have a single car chase?

It boggles the mind.

heinous · 07-01-2009, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Inflicted

Michael Bay has also seen Flight of the Navigator.

Here's what I really want to know: How do you make a movie where main characters are a Corvette, a Camaro, and an Audi R8, and STILL not manage to have a single car chase?

It boggles the mind.

they chased the audi with an ice cream truck.

everyone else were in robot mode.

dauntless15 · 07-02-2009, 01:23 AM

good movie . thought it could have done without some of the crude jokes and the humping robot .lol still that cg made me belive it was real at some moments

forstgump · 07-02-2009, 08:46 AM

The humping RC was hilarious and so were the jokes. I liked the one about the "getting a tighter shirt" the best... hahaha.... Awesome movie, better than the first if you ask me.

super-cameron · 07-04-2009, 09:05 AM

I really enjoyed it. They incorporated the Starbridge from the cartoon which was neat. The new characters were good, and the fight with Bumblebee and ravage was nice (short lived, but nice).

heinous · 07-04-2009, 09:50 AM

Ravage wins.

07-02-2009, 08:46 AM	#78 (permalink)
forstgump Fear the Beer! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicagoland	The humping RC was hilarious and so were the jokes. I liked the one about the "getting a tighter shirt" the best... hahaha.... Awesome movie, better than the first if you ask me. __________________ *Badges? We don't need no stinkn' badges!* Blazing Saddles! *MCB Feedback* Icd-0 Feedback

06-30-2009, 05:53 PM	#71 (permalink)
MondoMor la la la la revolution Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: MN	True. I knew this was a check-your-brain-at-the-door action movie from the start, so I didn't try to analyze it. It's about giant transforming robots, after all. But some things are so jarringly wrong that they snap me out of "suspension of disbelief".

06-30-2009, 08:01 PM	#73 (permalink)
chrislognshot Post Whore Join Date: Jul 2006	new update Domestic: $214,931,195 51.3% + Foreign: $204,419,025 48.7% = Worldwide: $419,350,220

07-01-2009, 06:34 PM	#75 (permalink)
The Inflicted ⊥ɥǝ Iuɟl!ɔʇǝp Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Knoxville, TN	Michael Bay has also seen Flight of the Navigator. Here's what I really want to know: How do you make a movie where main characters are a Corvette, a Camaro, and an Audi R8, and STILL not manage to have a single car chase? It boggles the mind.

07-02-2009, 01:23 AM	#77 (permalink)
dauntless15 MCB Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: wyckoff nj	good movie . thought it could have done without some of the crude jokes and the humping robot .lol still that cg made me belive it was real at some moments