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Old 12-19-2011, 10:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Short Story Writing Competition #1

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1. No plagiarism. If your going to enter don't use someone else's material.

2. Keep is PG13. The occasional F bomb is ok but no hardcore language and gratuitous sex.

3. Deadline is January 31st 2012.

4. You can post up your story at any time prior to the deadline and feel free to edit it as you want. Up until the deadline. At deadline it is complete as is.

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Pretty easy there guys. I've got lots of idea's so i'm hoping to keep doing these as long as people enter.

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"A Priest, a Rabbi and Santa Clause walk into a bar"



Feel free to use that as a line by a character a scene, whatever you want. They can be zombies or ghosts, the idea is to keep the topic simple and broad so people can interpret it as much or as little as they want.
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Old 12-19-2011, 02:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm in. If anyone is looking for a place online to post up their story, Google Docs is free and easy to manage.
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Just any short story or is it supposed to involve what you put for the "topic/idea"?
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Just any short story or is it supposed to involve what you put for the "topic/idea"?
Needs to be incorporate the topic somehow. How it is, is up to you.
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hmm.

Yes I think I can make this work.
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Old 12-20-2011, 10:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How long/short is short story?
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Old 12-20-2011, 10:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I could give this a go.
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Old 12-20-2011, 11:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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As long or as short as you want.
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Old 12-20-2011, 11:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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As long or as short as you want.
copy that!


A Priest, a Rabbi and Santa Clause walk into a bar.
Ouch. Oy vey. Ow Ow Ow.



ps. fiance may actually write something for this

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Old 12-21-2011, 09:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Free to enter folks. If you do have a friend or family member want to enter that's fine. Make sure you give the credit to the person though if you post it up on their behalf!
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