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Crimson Death 01-29-2013 11:26 PM

The Massive Everything Must Go Sale!
1) I will not ship first! In fact, you're damn lucky that I ship at all. I have feedback on 3 different sites that are not this one, and you need to just trust me.

2) E-mails and PM's are too mainsteam. Any communication on this sale must be sent via coded podcast transmissions directly to my i-Phone. I will ignore all other communication, and actively mock any posts in my sales thread itself.

3) All sales are final. I don't care if the gun you get isn't the same as in the picture, and is crawling with dung beetles. Once I have your money, you are screwed.

4) Speaking of money. I don't accept cash, checks, money orders, or PayPal, (which I hate so much that I tack a 20% "I hate that so much" fee on the price every time someone asks if they can use it...) I only accept payment through registered Nigerian courier. If you don't know of one, just wait around long enough, and somone from Nigeria will contact you with the chance for get 20% of fifty million dollars for doing nothing more than giving out your bank routing information.

5) Be mature. I'm 12, and it really chaps my *** when someone calls me on it. The only way you can win is to give me everything I want just like mommy does because I'm a precious snowflake. So this rule should really be, "Just agree with everything I say," but that didn't get me very many sales, so changes had to be made.

6) No lowballs! Lowballing is reserved for me buying things from other people, not other people buying things from me. I have decided that a fair price for my items is approximately 119% of their retail value, and anything less than that is insulting to me. If you can't deal with that, you can blow a goat.

7) Be polite! The internet is full of jackholes who think that being behind a keyboard absolves them of the need for any human decency. Not here! In my sale you must be polite, and if you don't like it, you can drink bleach, you fag.

8) I only ship on Thursdays once a month, and there is no local pickup. If I can't charge shipping, I can't screw you for another 15 bucks for packaging. Oh, you'll get your gun parts (which probably started out as a whole gun) rattling around without the benefit of any padding, in a brown paper bag, sealed with duct tape, but somehow that's worth an extra fin and a half. If I'm feeling a bit hung over, I might miss shipping on on Thursday, and you'll just have to wait and see if I'm scamming you for another 30 days.

9) Finally, no thread-crapping... If you want to put posts in a thread that aren't synchophantically worshipful of the amazingness that is me, go to the other sales threads that I'm crapping on and do it there.

Thumper #150 $225 shipped

Dye Knee Pads size Large $25 shipped

Elbow Pads size Large $10 shipped

Remote Line with Slide Check $30 shipped

Exalt Rotor Speedfeed $10 shipped

Redz Podpack holds 4 pods and 1 tank $15 shipped

32 Degrees podpack holds 6 pods and 1 tank $20 shipped (pods not included)

Ion Body Kits $5 each shipped 2white 1green sold

Special Ops Remote line cover Omni Pat pattern $10 shipped

Remote Line $15 shipped
Special Ops Remote line Cover Omni Pat pattern $10 shipped

Special Ops Goggle Camo Omni Pat pattern $10 shipped

Vtac Holster $10 shipped

Condor Shotgun Shell Holsters $12 shipped each 1 sold

WTF Paintball Molle Stock Class Holster (holds 8 ten round tubes and 4 12 grams) 2 black 2 olive $15 each shipped

BT Duty Belt size L/XL $12 shipped

Blackhawk Duty Belt size Large $15 shipped

Vtac T8/TPX stacked mag holder (holds 2 mags per) $10 each shipped

Tippmann TPX holsters $20 shipped each

BT holster $10 shipped

LNIB BT SA 17 Pistol comes with bottom line and rifle kit $155 shipped

Empire Revi Hopper $20 shipped

Eggy3 $20 shipped

68 3000 tank reHydroed on 5/11 $70 shipped

68 3000 tank reHydroed on 5/11 $70 shipped

68 4500 Air America tanks x2 reHydroed on 5/11 $100 shipped each

BNIB Empire Halo Too $75 shipped

Special Ops Vest $30 shipped

BNIB Empire Jersey $20 shipped

Tygen1 01-29-2013 11:35 PM

Pm'ing for barrels

Jaccen 01-30-2013 12:17 AM

What waist size will those belts fit? Thanks.

pakalolo 01-30-2013 03:39 AM

ill take the vlocity revi

Crimson Death 01-30-2013 08:43 AM


Originally Posted by Tygen1 (Post 2608512)
Pm'ing for barrels

replied to


Originally Posted by Jaccen (Post 2608561)
What waist size will those belts fit? Thanks.

I have a 35ish inch waist and there was plenty of belt left


Originally Posted by pakalolo (Post 2608649)
ill take the vlocity revi

OK pmed you my paypal adress

pakalolo 01-30-2013 11:07 AM

Money sent

Crimson Death 01-30-2013 09:32 PM


Originally Posted by pakalolo (Post 2608828)
Money sent

Received. Will ship it out to you tomorrow morning.

GhostWolf S1 01-30-2013 09:50 PM

Pm'd ya for the vtac drop leg molle

MadCat 01-31-2013 09:58 AM

Interested in the BNIB NXE Vest. PM inbound.

payment sent.

This is the funniest sale thread that I've ever read here. :bowdown

GhostWolf S1 01-31-2013 11:17 AM

Payment sent

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