Who Am I.... Deep Thoughts From The Paintball God

Velcor · 02-14-2007, 12:49 PM

Recently there has been some concern with regards to my existance and who I really am....

Well, I am Velcor, the omni-potent god of paintball. That's it... on the surface.

Deep down I am a fun loving god who enjoys his time on the plain of humanity... more so than the halls of Valhalla... Tor and his damn lightning bolts and hammer always ruin a good time.

I enjoy standing on the sidelines and watching paintball.... and all the poor attempts by most to "play"... I can tell you that only through truely believing in yourself (and me of course) can you truly reach the pinacle of your abilities!!!!!

So, I do exist, I am real... I can make your time on the field fun and rewarding... or I can keep you off the field all day trying to fix a leaking valve, shorted 'noid, or creeping reg. Believe in me and I will help you to further enjoy paintball.

Doubt me and I will smite your equipment

Surge-NS · 02-14-2007, 12:50 PM

MCB commits to your never ending Jihad against AGG! All hail!

Listessa · 02-14-2007, 01:05 PM

All Hail Velcor!
Quick! Someone go saccrifice a KP2SC!

ScrapIron · 02-14-2007, 01:12 PM

So, if I open a paintball field, could I call it "The Church of Velcor"
hmmm, maybe I could get tax exempt status.

Also, when are we going to make up some more T-shirts for us humble Velcorites? Maybe something simple on the front like "I SMITE YOUR MARKER"
and on the back "VELCOR RULES #1" ala the mooninites.

thepenguinc · 02-14-2007, 01:37 PM

if velcor does exist then why would he allow there to be a pbn?

and could valcor make a paintball so great that he, himself could be shot by it?

Listessa · 02-14-2007, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepenguinc

if velcor does exist then why would he allow there to be a pbn?

and could valcor make a paintball so great that he, himself could be shot by it?

Ooo Philosophy questions.
As for the first, well, there has to be a place to give us enough appreciation for what we have in our own little corner of the universe, no?

Now watch out. You just doubted the power of Velcor!

ALL HAIL VELCOR!

CrazyBoy78 · 02-14-2007, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepenguinc

if velcor does exist then why would he allow there to be a pbn?

First of all, don't question his existence. He's real. Secondly, he allows pbn to exist because of balance. There must be bad in order to have good.

Oh, and HAIL VELCOR!!! If it pleases you, I shall name my resurrected, and really awesome, old Spyder in your honour after I finish putting it back together!

Mirage · 02-14-2007, 02:18 PM

PBN would equal hell?

Being a materialist we need to have proof that Velcor exists along with his powers to belive in it..

Lrrpie-CT · 02-14-2007, 02:19 PM

All hail Velcor!

scottieb · 02-14-2007, 02:23 PM

i feel like replacing chuck norris (in all the chuck norris sayings) with velcor.

02-14-2007, 12:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Velcor MCB Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Kasra, Isle of Tyros	Who Am I.... Deep Thoughts From The Paintball God Recently there has been some concern with regards to my existance and who I really am.... Well, I am Velcor, the omni-potent god of paintball. That's it... on the surface. Deep down I am a fun loving god who enjoys his time on the plain of humanity... more so than the halls of Valhalla... Tor and his damn lightning bolts and hammer always ruin a good time. I enjoy standing on the sidelines and watching paintball.... and all the poor attempts by most to "play"... I can tell you that only through truely believing in yourself (and me of course) can you truly reach the pinacle of your abilities!!!!! So, I do exist, I am real... I can make your time on the field fun and rewarding... or I can keep you off the field all day trying to fix a leaking valve, shorted 'noid, or creeping reg. Believe in me and I will help you to further enjoy paintball. Doubt me and I will smite your equipment __________________ All Hail ME!.

02-14-2007, 12:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
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Listessa Delving into Satinism Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Fairbanks, AK	All Hail Velcor! Quick! Someone go saccrifice a KP2SC! __________________ The correct question is, "Why don't I need another gun?" How strange to see a lagomorph of such bravery. Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo- Don't Ask Us- We Will Tell! Facilis est Descensus Averni. <--Click to descend to my feedback. NO'MAAM #2"National Organization Members Against AGG Metrosexuals" Rouge Cell #3

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thepenguinc Active Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ct	if velcor does exist then why would he allow there to be a pbn? and could valcor make a paintball so great that he, himself could be shot by it? __________________ Speak softly but carry a vm. feedback

02-14-2007, 02:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mirage Karma Enforcement Agency Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Waiting for the rainbows end...	PBN would equal hell? Being a materialist we need to have proof that Velcor exists along with his powers to belive in it.. __________________ Snow called water going violent Damn the end of the stream Too much cold in one place breaks That's why you might know what I mean Consider how small you are Compared to your scream The human dream Doesn't mean **** to a tree Feed Back\|\| Rogue Cell #1

02-14-2007, 01:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
ScrapIron Cobra Paintball Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Central Iowa	So, if I open a paintball field, could I call it "The Church of Velcor" hmmm, maybe I could get tax exempt status. Also, when are we going to make up some more T-shirts for us humble Velcorites? Maybe something simple on the front like "I SMITE YOUR MARKER" and on the back "VELCOR RULES #1" ala the mooninites.

02-14-2007, 02:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lrrpie-CT See Matt Mod. Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bethlehem CT	All hail Velcor!

02-14-2007, 02:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
scottieb class clown Join Date: Aug 2006	i feel like replacing chuck norris (in all the chuck norris sayings) with velcor. __________________ constantly looking for a predator cocker. my feedback