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Old 11-09-2006, 01:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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i thought jesus saves?
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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they also drink strychnine, there was a discovery channel or something show on it a few years back
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Old 11-09-2006, 08:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I knew a lady who was a holiness type, and she was visiting a church. They started passing around rattlers, and she said she spoke in tongues, andtold them to pass them on by. She was an interesting person, and a little on the waterwalking faith healing side, but even she wouldn't handle a snake.

I find it silly that people do this stuff, even Jesus woudln't throw himself off the temple when satan tempted him, saying that god would save him.

He answered it is written, thou shall not tempt the Lord, thy god.

One track minded people have set one vers in the bible as thier whole defining belief. They ignore the rest.

Sad really.
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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These cults would die out pretty quickly if they were using cobras, mombas, bushmasters or other notoriously venomous and short-tempered snakes from other places in the world.
Here's hoping they're considering importing some.
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Old 11-09-2006, 02:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Guess she wasn't a true believer.
Beat me to it.
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Old 11-09-2006, 02:47 PM   #16 (permalink)
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He answered it is written, thou shall not tempt the Lord, thy god.

Test the lord. God (should he exist), likely does not have a supressed desire to kill you
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Old 11-09-2006, 02:52 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Mark 16:17-18: "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover"
There's the verse they get this crazy notion from. What about the if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them part ? Why aren't these guys gargling cyanide ?
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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they also drink strychnine, there was a discovery channel or something show on it a few years back
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There's the verse they get this crazy notion from. What about the if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them part ? Why aren't these guys gargling cyanide ?
hmm
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:11 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Hey now... If god is all He's cracked up to be, He wouldn't CARE about women toying with Vipers.

I mean, God Of All, THE God, I AM, WHO AM, All that? He's got better things to do, like Cause supernovae, and make sure black holes keep spinning at infinite velocities.
Seriously, Considering Him in any smaller, more personal terms is really kinda insulting His Bigness.

...All hail Joe Pechi.
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There's the verse they get this crazy notion from. What about the if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them part ? Why aren't these guys gargling cyanide ?
"White alert. White alert! White alert!! The mercenaries are here, our patrols have spotted 'em in the jungle. Quick, drink the potion, they've come to kill us! Quick! Drink the wine... Drink the wine! They'll be here with flamethrowers! Drink, drink! In a few seconds you'll feel drowsy... You'll lie down and go to sleep, sleep forever... "
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