Will you take trades?
So I was running late for work and stopped just to get some damn gas. Well I go inside and pay only to find out my damn locking gas cap is iced shut! ****!
Being the ingenious gal I am I got in my purse and got my lighter and almost had the ice melted off when some DOUCHE started screaming at me! SCREAMIN! Oh you gonna start a fire. You gonna blow us all up. Typical Alaskan yokel. I told him to **** off. My dad was a mechanic after all. Then the little bitch goes in and gets the acne faced punk who was behind the counter then they are both jumping my ****! I told the little ****r I was already late for work and he's all yada, yada the law, safety god wat a little bitch!
Well it didn take long before I'd had enough of these sexist *******s and told the little acne ****er to just give me my twenty back and I'd take my business to some place that wanted it! Totally made me late for work at the day care and I almost ran out of gas on the way there!
**** what a bunch of morons up here.