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|05-13-2013, 10:16 PM||#141 (permalink)|
Old school from way back!
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Mentor, Ohio
Started with a Splatmaster, moved onto a Nelspot 007, then came the Autocockers, then a STERLING Pump, next was a Bob Long defiant then a PM7. As of now I have 4 Sterling Pumps, 2 Phantom for SC and 2 Spyder's plus a bunch of extra parts.
|05-14-2013, 03:45 PM||#142 (permalink)|
When your girlfriend picks up a mech and get that hardthinking look,
Then ask you why you bought a broken gun, "The pumphandle is missing?!"
|05-14-2013, 04:06 PM||#143 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Czech Republic (middle Europe)
Bassically it fits better to Stock Class, but pumps are pumps... :
...you can hit tennis ball on 50 ft... 20-times in sequence.
...you are able run around paintball battlefield, during woodsball flanking... two times in one game.
...you think that paintballs launched from your marker on long range behave like mind-guided, heat-seeking missiles, when you shoot right.
...you suppose that your own "death" is the best part of the game.
...you think that there is no excusion for own surrender, because every opponent deserves good target and the last favour what you can do for own team is force enemy to spend at least one further ball on you.
...you suppose that only when you playing without ammo or with broken gun, you will not shoot sooner than it is suitable.
...you never regard on the numbers of opponents, because you think that "One hawk scatters many crows".
...you like semis like easy prey... because they are "loud" and making players slow.
...you like semis like dangerous enemies... because they do not forgiving errors.
...you like semis like workmates... because they making you invisible.
...you do not like semis like own arsenal... because you able hit all with them... in except of your target.
...you think that it will be unfair and uneconomical from you to play with semi-auto pistol.
...you have balistic computer in your brain and unknown sense for safe and "toxic" places on the field.
...regularly you look forward to your elimination... because with the one hit ends the whole strain and stress which follows your 100% playing style.
...enemies which know you already are actually very happy when they see you on the frontline in perfect firing position... because you will be perhaps not easy target, but that means that you do not sneak in thier back, you will not jump on them from tree, tunnel through the wall or dig out from mud near them, like usually.
Last edited by 3022; 05-19-2013 at 10:19 AM.
|05-14-2013, 04:22 PM||#144 (permalink)|
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Martensville, SK
If the 'gh' in enough is pronounced 'f', the 'o' in women as a short 'i' sound, the 'ti' in nation as 'sh', and the 'i' in radio is pronounced as an 'ee' sound, then technically: "Ghotii" is pronounced "Fishy"
|05-14-2013, 04:38 PM||#145 (permalink)|
Pay at the pump.
... you realize that which gun you use is not the limiting factor of your game.
... you realize that playing pump is about as much of a disadvantage as driving a stick is to a race car driver.
You can run, but it only means you will die tired.
The artist formally known as Phantom_Dave.
|05-23-2013, 06:45 AM||#150 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Clinton, MO
when you shoot everyone on the other team and instead of bragging you humbly ask "oh my... did I eat the whole pie again?"
I b da fat one
If loud pipes save lives imagine what bright pink helmets could do.
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