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Old 04-06-2012, 02:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2012, 01:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2012, 04:43 AM   #13 (permalink)
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When you fake shoot at a friend with an invisible gun, but you pump your invisible gun
It shocked me at how true this one rings to me. Whenever I think about myself playing paintball, there's always some form of manually loading a ball into the gun. Whether I pull back on the bolt, rock the lever, or slam the pump handle, it's always something pump-related. Hell, I even rock the gun back/forward to let gravity move the ball into position when I pretend to shoot, even if I'm not holding a gun.
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Old 04-07-2012, 10:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2012, 10:29 AM   #16 (permalink)
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When you are the last one picked for the first game then later in the day everyone wants you on their team
This is very true.
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Old 04-08-2012, 01:16 AM   #17 (permalink)
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When the other players say "Dude where's your hopper?"

When you can change a 12gram in under 20 seconds.




When you play using the paint that roll up to your feet. (I like holding it up in the air yelling THANK YOU. Show them that I'll loading it before shooting them with it.)

When using auto trigger seems wasteful.

When you can reload paint, change a 12gram and clean your barrel while someone trys to bunker you.

When Bandit form the Whiteboard is your hero.

Cast & Crew of Team Critter

When you spend more on gas driving to the field than on paint.
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Old 04-08-2012, 01:29 AM   #18 (permalink)
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When Bandit form the Whiteboard is your hero.

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Bandit really does carry that webcomic, Doc should just make the webcomic about Bandit and relegate the others to minor roles.


You know you shoot a pump when you, the marker, and the single paintball all work in seamless unison to deliver paint to the target, from being loaded, then chambered, to being delivered across great distances with great speed.
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Old 04-08-2012, 01:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
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...when my bionic eye takes a snapshot before my marker does.

Eye sequence:
-Take shot
-Calculate effective shot %
-Diagnose distance vs marker's shot pattern(12ie fps drop)
-Determine different angles/other bunkers to make shot % higher

Marker sequence:
-Take snapshot
-Pump gun
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Old 04-08-2012, 02:00 AM   #20 (permalink)
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If you saw off the ends of your 10 round tubes because they're a bit too long to fit into a particular pocket.

When you know that if you saw off a 10 round tube at just above the second line down, it holds exactly 8...

When kids at the field keep asking you "where's your tank???"

When the kid with the Ego you just shot with your Nelspot 007 asks you to check it out and says "holy crap that's heavy".

When you keep hearing kids at the field asking the refs about the "old guy with the shotgun".

When you keep getting spot checked by refs because 6 inch brass barrels are really loud.

When you can tell how many shots you've taken by how your off-hand wrist feels the next morning.

When on the rare occasion you play semi, you still rock and cock.
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