You know you play pump when.....
Saw the you know you shoot a cocker when.... Thread.
Figured lets get one going for pumps!
Just finish the sentance You know you play pump when.....
....When people ask you how you hit them with only one shot.
.... you hear == "Thats your hopper?"
When you reload from ten round tubes even when playing semi with a rotor.
....When you don't hesitate to spend 600 dollars on a ccm, but cant understand why people pay 500 on a speedball marker.
You realize that buying a bag of paint was way to much for a day of play
... before a game you inspect each and every paintball for bits of fill and broken shell stuck to it's surface.
... you split a case of paint more than 4 people, and have plenty to play all weekend.
... you overhear the term "shoots ropes" and you think it means that the person can hit a rope consistantly ball after ball. You still wonder why someone would mow a muppet.
... you think 'chick-chick' is a more satisfying noise than "clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik".
... you wonder what all the batteries are for.
... players on the field spill more paint during reloads in one game than you shoot all day.
... you try to explain the concept of 'aimed shots' and but people don't seem to get it.
... people tell you to save up for a better marker, offer to lend you their backup marker, or treat you like a newb or a pauper because of your choice in playing gear.
... people ask you, honestly, what that thing is on your barrel.
... people ask you, honestly, if you have to pump it after every shot.
my personal favorite:
... when you tell an "experienced" player that your marker is older than he is.
...You wait untill the person shooting 200 rounds at you pauses to reload and pop up, shoot one ball and wait for the hand to go up in the air.
...Snap shooting is your best friend.
...your hpa tank is smaller than peoples hoppers.
when, guys rush you with a semi/electro because you have been cautiously one ball snap-shooting at them. Then you open up with some superb AT action and nail em. I love my sterling. :)
when guys ask why you have a shotgun belt with tubes instead of a podpack.
when guys ask you if your gun uses air and you reply yes, pumping only loads and cocks the gun
when your gun or guns happen to be older than most younger player and or yourself. I believe one of my pgps was and I think my sl-68II might be. I'm only 22 myself.
when people don't find you b/c you aren't shooting ropes at them.
when people have absolutely no idea what type of gun you have.
when people learn that you're pretty decent and they start gunning for the "pump guy"
when you mentally set high alert if the other team possesses any pump/mcb type players(ie. old, brass, or clunky etc) and make it your goal to find them and eliminate them, b/c if you don't the rest of your walkon team is done for.
When you wish all day air wasn't the only option for hpa because you'll never shoot that much in one day.
when you play with an electro and try to pump the gun
when you can have one bag of paint last you forever
when you fake shoot at a friend with an invisible gun, but you pump your invisible gun
...when you absolutely have to turn ALL your guns into pump...even if it means selling them to get pumps
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