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madasax 04-04-2012 11:46 PM

You know you play pump when.....
Saw the you know you shoot a cocker when.... Thread.

Figured lets get one going for pumps!

Just finish the sentance You know you play pump when.....

....When people ask you how you hit them with only one shot.
.... you hear == "Thats your hopper?"

Timber_Ghost 04-04-2012 11:53 PM

When you reload from ten round tubes even when playing semi with a rotor.

JLuke 04-04-2012 11:55 PM


Originally Posted by Timber_Ghost (Post 2289799)
When you reload from ten round tubes even when playing semi with a rotor.

>.> i still carry 2 ten round tubes in the back strap of my mask just because.

....When you don't hesitate to spend 600 dollars on a ccm, but cant understand why people pay 500 on a speedball marker.

madasax 04-05-2012 12:01 AM


Originally Posted by JLuke (Post 2289803)
...When you don't hesitate to spend 600 dollars on a ccm, but cant understand why people pay 500 on a speedball marker.

Hahaha ^:clapping:

pb=life 04-05-2012 01:47 AM

You realize that buying a bag of paint was way to much for a day of play

spymongoose 04-05-2012 02:19 AM

... before a game you inspect each and every paintball for bits of fill and broken shell stuck to it's surface.
... you split a case of paint more than 4 people, and have plenty to play all weekend.
... you overhear the term "shoots ropes" and you think it means that the person can hit a rope consistantly ball after ball. You still wonder why someone would mow a muppet.
... you think 'chick-chick' is a more satisfying noise than "clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik".
... you wonder what all the batteries are for.
... players on the field spill more paint during reloads in one game than you shoot all day.
... you try to explain the concept of 'aimed shots' and but people don't seem to get it.
... people tell you to save up for a better marker, offer to lend you their backup marker, or treat you like a newb or a pauper because of your choice in playing gear.
... people ask you, honestly, what that thing is on your barrel.
... people ask you, honestly, if you have to pump it after every shot.
my personal favorite:
... when you tell an "experienced" player that your marker is older than he is.

madasax 04-05-2012 03:41 AM

...You wait untill the person shooting 200 rounds at you pauses to reload and pop up, shoot one ball and wait for the hand to go up in the air.

...Snap shooting is your best friend.

...your hpa tank is smaller than peoples hoppers.

James_Blond 04-05-2012 12:28 PM

when, guys rush you with a semi/electro because you have been cautiously one ball snap-shooting at them. Then you open up with some superb AT action and nail em. I love my sterling. :)

when guys ask why you have a shotgun belt with tubes instead of a podpack.

when guys ask you if your gun uses air and you reply yes, pumping only loads and cocks the gun

when your gun or guns happen to be older than most younger player and or yourself. I believe one of my pgps was and I think my sl-68II might be. I'm only 22 myself.

when people don't find you b/c you aren't shooting ropes at them.

when people have absolutely no idea what type of gun you have.

when people learn that you're pretty decent and they start gunning for the "pump guy"

when you mentally set high alert if the other team possesses any pump/mcb type players(ie. old, brass, or clunky etc) and make it your goal to find them and eliminate them, b/c if you don't the rest of your walkon team is done for.

When you wish all day air wasn't the only option for hpa because you'll never shoot that much in one day.

Thatninjachick 04-05-2012 12:35 PM

when you play with an electro and try to pump the gun

when you can have one bag of paint last you forever

when you fake shoot at a friend with an invisible gun, but you pump your invisible gun

Modded-Like-Hell 04-05-2012 07:22 PM

...when you absolutely have to turn ALL your guns into pump...even if it means selling them to get pumps

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