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Forum: The Dead Zone 07-27-2014, 09:39 AM
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Posted By magnificent7
I gave DashHopes a Viagra once & he got it stuck...

I gave DashHopes a Viagra once & he got it stuck in his throat. Then he got a stiff neck.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-26-2014, 11:48 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Over the last 20 years, PhantomGSI's sexual...

Over the last 20 years, PhantomGSI's sexual promiscuity has shown a direct correlation with the weather patterns seen in strong & weak polar vortexs.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-25-2014, 08:15 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Super-cameron always says, dudes should not make...

Super-cameron always says, dudes should not make eye contact with othet dudes, when eating a banana.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-21-2014, 11:24 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
After watching an old episode of The A-Team,...

After watching an old episode of The A-Team, GanonsGrin was able to turn a old golf cart into a pretty cool paintball-fighting machine by only using some scrap sheet-metal, a 55 gallon drum, some...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-17-2014, 08:45 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
One time, DashHopes got captured during a...

One time, DashHopes got captured during a paintball game. Then he was only released after the Canadian government traded 5 previously captured Taliban soldiers for him.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-15-2014, 10:11 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI only consults a physician when he has...

PhantomGSI only consults a physician when he has an erection lasting less than four hours.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-14-2014, 07:42 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
FarisPB still warns others to not necessarily...

FarisPB still warns others to not necessarily trust "the Peanut Man".

FarisPB: "The point is, how do you know the peanut man, isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-12-2014, 08:17 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
During paintball games, Bellicose will not take...

During paintball games, Bellicose will not take prisoners. However, he will "take" opposing player's girlfriends & wifes. He refers to them as, spoils of war.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-11-2014, 11:33 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
When three people have sex together its called a...

When three people have sex together its called a threesome...
When four people have sex together its called a foursome...
Which is why we refer to DashHopes as handsome.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-10-2014, 06:30 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Despite what has been shown on TV, Wolfman never...

Despite what has been shown on TV, Wolfman never recommends trying to dive into a giant vault of coins.

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Forum: The Dead Zone 07-10-2014, 01:37 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
When Thor throws a hammer it strikes the bad...

When Thor throws a hammer it strikes the bad guy-bouncing off of him and returns to his hand. PhantomGSI threw a hammer and only hit his neighbors car window and then his own insurance rates went...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-08-2014, 03:58 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
ilivelife recently watched Saving Private Ryan...

ilivelife recently watched Saving Private Ryan and thought the scene where Tom Hanks' character used chewing gum, a mirror & a bayonet to look around a corner, was a good idea. So ilivelife decided...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-05-2014, 08:37 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
In the event that the US President, Vice...

In the event that the US President, Vice President, Speaker of the House, President pro tempore of the Senate, the Secretary of State & all other members of the Cabinet die, become impeached,...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-04-2014, 10:01 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI has been reminding everyone to stay...

PhantomGSI has been reminding everyone to stay safe over the 4th of July. He says a "good rule of thumb" is, do not cause more damage with your fireworks than you can cause with your alcohol...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-03-2014, 06:47 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Before games, DashHopes gets pumped up by...

Before games, DashHopes gets pumped up by listening to The Coward of the County by Kenny Rogers.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-02-2014, 07:57 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
You always hear that digital style-Transformers...

You always hear that digital style-Transformers sound effect when GanonsGrin puts on or takes off his underwear.
Forum: Ebay Oddities 06-30-2014, 09:17 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 235
Posted By magnificent7
Just like in real warfare, that bad-boy would...

Just like in real warfare, that bad-boy would clear some players out of a bunker.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-29-2014, 07:46 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Morrowman17's gif is doing the "Carlton dance" to...

Morrowman17's gif is doing the "Carlton dance" to Its Not Unusual by Tom Jones.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-29-2014, 11:39 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
DashHopes narrates the beginning of every episode...

DashHopes narrates the beginning of every episode of his show...

Richard: "I am Richard. Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer... my fearless friend....
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-29-2014, 09:59 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
The character of Jimmy Two-Times in Goodfellas...

The character of Jimmy Two-Times in Goodfellas was actually based on PhantomGSI.

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Forum: Ebay Oddities 06-28-2014, 09:30 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 235
Posted By magnificent7
It would be cool to get some cheap-o remote...

It would be cool to get some cheap-o remote control helicopters or airplanes to shoot down with one of these. You would feel like Godzilla.
Forum: Ebay Oddities 06-28-2014, 09:27 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 387
Posted By magnificent7
I would be suspicious of his eBay feedback score...

I would be suspicious of his eBay feedback score of (2), before I did a BIN just for sh*ts & giggles.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-28-2014, 08:58 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
In a paintball game you can either be shot by...

In a paintball game you can either be shot by PhantomGSI with a paintball gun or chloroformed by him if he sneaks up on you from behind.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-28-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI was the inspiration for the song, If...

PhantomGSI was the inspiration for the song, If You've Only Got a Moustache from the movie A Million Ways To Die In The West

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Forum: The Dead Zone 06-28-2014, 12:43 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Morrowman17 is a member of the knights who say...

Morrowman17 is a member of the knights who say "ni"".
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-27-2014, 08:13 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
At GanonGrin's last scenario game he played in,...

At GanonGrin's last scenario game he played in, he arrived wearing an rainbow colored afro wig & the back seat of his car was full of live chickens. Don't ask why. :confused:

Also: Top Secret...
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-26-2014, 11:02 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI once got a flu shot. Then he...

PhantomGSI once got a flu shot. Then he immediately fell asleep & when he woke up it was 2025 and his mission was to track down Wesley Snipes.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-25-2014, 07:07 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Here is an oldie, but a goodie. Enjoy... ...

Here is an oldie, but a goodie. Enjoy...


Two robbers (PhantomGSI & DashHopes) once tried to rob a Canadian bank. They slipped inside the bank shortly after midnight and began immediately...
Forum: Central 06-25-2014, 04:37 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 412
Posted By magnificent7
Sorry I just saw this thread & thought I would...

Sorry I just saw this thread & thought I would chime in.

I live in Central Missouri. Unfortunately Kraus is right & there is not a lot of paintball fields here. However there is Battle Creek...
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-24-2014, 11:41 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
The "GSI" in PhantomGSI's name could stand for...

The "GSI" in PhantomGSI's name could stand for several things, such as...
"Girl Selfie Inspector", "Gay Sexual Innuendoes" or "Giant Sh*t Injuries".

The truth is... no one is really sure what it...
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-22-2014, 09:06 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI has not been watching the World Cup...

PhantomGSI has not been watching the World Cup soccer games because he feels that it glorifies kicking.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-17-2014, 07:31 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI says that lap dances are so much...

PhantomGSI says that lap dances are so much better when the stripper is crying.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-14-2014, 07:33 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
GanonsGrin: "We go together like chinese food...

GanonsGrin: "We go together like chinese food and chocolate puding, lets face it ..."

Ricky Bobby: "Yeah, but GanonsGrin, those are two things that don't really go together, though."
...
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-12-2014, 01:17 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
BillyTheKid earns extra money, by playing...

BillyTheKid earns extra money, by playing jazzy-saxophone solos while people are having sex.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-06-2014, 07:50 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Many people often wonder where & how PhantomGSI...

Many people often wonder where & how PhantomGSI got that other player on his paintball team.

The truth is...he came up with an idea after watching all those Disney-Air Bud movies from the 90s. ...
Forum: CCM 05-28-2014, 10:09 PM
Replies: 553
Views: 26,977
Posted By magnificent7
;) Sometime in the near future.... ...

;) Sometime in the near future....

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Forum: The Dead Zone 05-28-2014, 06:00 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Maloneoni once asked God for a Ion Paintball gun,...

Maloneoni once asked God for a Ion Paintball gun, but then realized that God doesn't work that way. So he stole the paintball gun & asked for forgiveness instead.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-27-2014, 07:55 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
For a more aesthetic view for others, PhantomGSI...

For a more aesthetic view for others, PhantomGSI always applies a little bit of eye shadow to his penis.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-24-2014, 06:58 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI is now willing to trade away all his...

PhantomGSI is now willing to trade away all his paintball markers & equipment to anyone who can get him an invitation to the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-16-2014, 08:04 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,453
Posted By magnificent7
Bob Wuzza will only press the buttons in...

Bob Wuzza will only press the buttons in elevators with anything but his finger.
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