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Forum: The Dead Zone Today, 01:56 AM
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Markcheb is known to be a very classy gentleman,...

Markcheb is known to be a very classy gentleman, both off and on the paintball field. He actually wears a top-hat and carries a cane with him at all times... despite them impeding his game and the...
Forum: The Dead Zone Yesterday, 09:03 AM
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Views: 132,544
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Dashopes wanted to make his mini-van look more...

Dashopes wanted to make his mini-van look more cool & tough, so he installed one of those chain style steering wheels in it.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-18-2014, 05:00 PM
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Everyone on DashHopes' paintball team wears black...

Everyone on DashHopes' paintball team wears black Cobra Kai jerseys.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-15-2014, 11:14 PM
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Markcheb believes that life is like a dream. ...

Markcheb believes that life is like a dream. Especially if you go to work and then realize that you forgot to put on pants.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-02-2014, 11:39 PM
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Wabaanimkii glues fake mustaches on the outside...

Wabaanimkii glues fake mustaches on the outside of his paintball masks.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-31-2014, 12:37 PM
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Posted By magnificent7
Lew once tried to sacrifice a live chicken before...

Lew once tried to sacrifice a live chicken before a paintball game, because he he thought it would bring him good luck. After we talked him out of it, he ate a McChicken instead.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-25-2014, 08:13 AM
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DashHopes does a great impersonation of Casey...

DashHopes does a great impersonation of Casey Casem. So much, that he gives an intro before he takes a poop using his voice, with a backstory of what meals he ate the day before.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-22-2014, 04:29 PM
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Posted By magnificent7
The plot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is...

The plot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is loosely based on true story. DashHopes once ate a live turtle, then crapped it back out, and it was suddenly six feet tall & knew karate.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-18-2014, 08:02 AM
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Markcheb once successfully used a bar code...

Markcheb once successfully used a bar code scanner on a live zebra.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-14-2014, 08:45 PM
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Posted By magnificent7
Maloneoni gets most of his kills by "baiting"...

Maloneoni gets most of his kills by "baiting" other players with a plate full of cookies in the middle of the paintball field.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-13-2014, 11:22 PM
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Posted By magnificent7
The other night DashHopes was at a bar drinking. ...

The other night DashHopes was at a bar drinking. After few rounds, he stood up on top of a chair and shouted, show me toughest, baddest, mother f'er in here, right now! Out of the corner of bar,...
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-12-2014, 08:51 PM
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Posted By magnificent7
Unlike other sporting events, Lew never...

Unlike other sporting events, Lew never recommends trying to start "the wave" during a gunfight on the paintball field.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-10-2014, 12:52 PM
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ilivlife really enjoys Shark Week. Howver, the...

ilivlife really enjoys Shark Week. Howver, the Discovery Channel has yet to return any of his passionate phone calls or e-mails suggesting a "Brine Shrimp Week".
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-08-2014, 11:56 PM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
Since DashHopes is getting a little bit older, he...

Since DashHopes is getting a little bit older, he thought he could say hip by getting some new ink. However, a tattoo that says, "Bingo Nut" does not really convey that image.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-07-2014, 12:51 AM
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Posted By magnificent7
Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad....

Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad. So despite all the negative things said on the news, Bellicose's paintball "game" really improved after he contracted the Ebola virus.
Forum: CCM 07-29-2014, 01:46 PM
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Posted By magnificent7
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:clapping: Seriously though, that is awesome news. I am looking forward to it.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-27-2014, 09:39 AM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
I gave DashHopes a Viagra once & he got it stuck...

I gave DashHopes a Viagra once & he got it stuck in his throat. Then he got a stiff neck.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-26-2014, 11:48 PM
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Posted By magnificent7
Over the last 20 years, PhantomGSI's sexual...

Over the last 20 years, PhantomGSI's sexual promiscuity has shown a direct correlation with the weather patterns seen in strong & weak polar vortexs.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-25-2014, 08:15 AM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
Super-cameron always says, dudes should not make...

Super-cameron always says, dudes should not make eye contact with othet dudes, when eating a banana.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-21-2014, 11:24 PM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
After watching an old episode of The A-Team,...

After watching an old episode of The A-Team, GanonsGrin was able to turn a old golf cart into a pretty cool paintball-fighting machine by only using some scrap sheet-metal, a 55 gallon drum, some...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-17-2014, 08:45 PM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
One time, DashHopes got captured during a...

One time, DashHopes got captured during a paintball game. Then he was only released after the Canadian government traded 5 previously captured Taliban soldiers for him.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-15-2014, 10:11 AM
Replies: 5,693
Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI only consults a physician when he has...

PhantomGSI only consults a physician when he has an erection lasting less than four hours.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-14-2014, 07:42 PM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
FarisPB still warns others to not necessarily...

FarisPB still warns others to not necessarily trust "the Peanut Man".

FarisPB: "The point is, how do you know the peanut man, isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-12-2014, 08:17 AM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
During paintball games, Bellicose will not take...

During paintball games, Bellicose will not take prisoners. However, he will "take" opposing player's girlfriends & wifes. He refers to them as, spoils of war.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-11-2014, 11:33 PM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
When three people have sex together its called a...

When three people have sex together its called a threesome...
When four people have sex together its called a foursome...
Which is why we refer to DashHopes as handsome.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-10-2014, 06:30 PM
Replies: 5,693
Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
Despite what has been shown on TV, Wolfman never...

Despite what has been shown on TV, Wolfman never recommends trying to dive into a giant vault of coins.

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Forum: The Dead Zone 07-10-2014, 01:37 PM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
When Thor throws a hammer it strikes the bad...

When Thor throws a hammer it strikes the bad guy-bouncing off of him and returns to his hand. PhantomGSI threw a hammer and only hit his neighbors car window and then his own insurance rates went...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-08-2014, 03:58 PM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
ilivelife recently watched Saving Private Ryan...

ilivelife recently watched Saving Private Ryan and thought the scene where Tom Hanks' character used chewing gum, a mirror & a bayonet to look around a corner, was a good idea. So ilivelife decided...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-05-2014, 08:37 AM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
In the event that the US President, Vice...

In the event that the US President, Vice President, Speaker of the House, President pro tempore of the Senate, the Secretary of State & all other members of the Cabinet die, become impeached,...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-04-2014, 10:01 AM
Replies: 5,693
Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI has been reminding everyone to stay...

PhantomGSI has been reminding everyone to stay safe over the 4th of July. He says a "good rule of thumb" is, do not cause more damage with your fireworks than you can cause with your alcohol...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-03-2014, 06:47 AM
Replies: 5,693
Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
Before games, DashHopes gets pumped up by...

Before games, DashHopes gets pumped up by listening to The Coward of the County by Kenny Rogers.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-02-2014, 07:57 PM
Replies: 5,693
Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
You always hear that digital style-Transformers...

You always hear that digital style-Transformers sound effect when GanonsGrin puts on or takes off his underwear.
Forum: Ebay Oddities 06-30-2014, 09:17 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 279
Posted By magnificent7
Just like in real warfare, that bad-boy would...

Just like in real warfare, that bad-boy would clear some players out of a bunker.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-29-2014, 07:46 PM
Replies: 5,693
Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
Morrowman17's gif is doing the "Carlton dance" to...

Morrowman17's gif is doing the "Carlton dance" to Its Not Unusual by Tom Jones.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-29-2014, 11:39 AM
Replies: 5,693
Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
DashHopes narrates the beginning of every episode...

DashHopes narrates the beginning of every episode of his show...

Richard: "I am Richard. Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer... my fearless friend....
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-29-2014, 09:59 AM
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Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
The character of Jimmy Two-Times in Goodfellas...

The character of Jimmy Two-Times in Goodfellas was actually based on PhantomGSI.

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Forum: Ebay Oddities 06-28-2014, 09:30 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 279
Posted By magnificent7
It would be cool to get some cheap-o remote...

It would be cool to get some cheap-o remote control helicopters or airplanes to shoot down with one of these. You would feel like Godzilla.
Forum: Ebay Oddities 06-28-2014, 09:27 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 419
Posted By magnificent7
I would be suspicious of his eBay feedback score...

I would be suspicious of his eBay feedback score of (2), before I did a BIN just for sh*ts & giggles.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-28-2014, 08:58 PM
Replies: 5,693
Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
In a paintball game you can either be shot by...

In a paintball game you can either be shot by PhantomGSI with a paintball gun or chloroformed by him if he sneaks up on you from behind.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-28-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 5,693
Views: 132,544
Posted By magnificent7
PhantomGSI was the inspiration for the song, If...

PhantomGSI was the inspiration for the song, If You've Only Got a Moustache from the movie A Million Ways To Die In The West

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