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Forum: ICD 09-30-2014, 12:57 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 120
Posted By maloneoni
If you can't find an aftermarket VASA, you can...

If you can't find an aftermarket VASA, you can use a stock b2k4 VASA.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-30-2014, 12:54 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Dashhopes spent the last three days watching...

Dashhopes spent the last three days watching youtube tutorials on twerking. He is hoping to be a back up dancer in the next Nikki Minaj music video.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-11-2014, 02:30 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
DashHopes is trying to introduce biological and...

DashHopes is trying to introduce biological and chemical warfare to the paintball field. He doesn't wash his hands during a day of play. To produce the worst gas possible, he eats a full McDonald's...
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-05-2014, 02:20 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Gascolator likes to walk around downtown...

Gascolator likes to walk around downtown Kingsport and offer people mustache rides. The weird part is that he is clean shaven...
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-02-2014, 03:01 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
When DashHopes doesn't feel like having sex, he...

When DashHopes doesn't feel like having sex, he dips his johnson into a snifter of Crown Royal and tells his wife that he has a terrible case of whiskey dick.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-14-2014, 02:16 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Magnificent7 once tried to drink André the Giant...

Magnificent7 once tried to drink André the Giant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_the_Giant#Personal_life) under the table. It went better than expected. Andre was a good sport. Not only did...
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-12-2014, 01:27 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
PhantomGSI got a job as a baggage handler at the...

PhantomGSI got a job as a baggage handler at the airport so that he could break people's stuff and not be held liable.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-05-2014, 12:29 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,010
Posted By maloneoni
Have you ever seen Jim Harbaugh talk to a...

Have you ever seen Jim Harbaugh talk to a referee? I am not sure that you need to hear what Harbaugh is saying to know what is being said.
Forum: ICD 07-29-2014, 02:31 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 215
Posted By maloneoni
Yeah, twenty or twenty five total. I'd go...

Yeah, twenty or twenty five total.

I'd go get it if the price is right. They are sweet.
Forum: ICD 07-24-2014, 01:19 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 215
Posted By maloneoni
One of twenty five. It might have an HR-1; some...

One of twenty five. It might have an HR-1; some shipped from the factory with it. What is the asking price?
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-24-2014, 01:17 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Magnificent7 trims his toe nails with a belt...

Magnificent7 trims his toe nails with a belt sander. It is not that they are that hard. He does it because he is hardcore.
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-08-2014, 02:33 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Bellicose is the official chloroform tester for...

Bellicose is the official chloroform tester for "DashHopes' Chloroform Emporium and Supply." The testing process is very similar to tasting wine. Bellicose uses an ISO wine glass ...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-04-2014, 01:02 PM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Magnificent7 no longer has a rule of thumb...

Magnificent7 no longer has a rule of thumb regarding fireworks. He lost both his thumbs last year while setting off fireworks.

Fear not though. He has made mechanical hands like Ash from Army of...
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-02-2014, 01:11 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
GanonsGrin uses WD-40 as hand lotion and...

GanonsGrin uses WD-40 as hand lotion and deodorant.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-27-2014, 10:40 PM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Mag7 drinks good quality wine with every meal. I...

Mag7 drinks good quality wine with every meal. I once saw him drinking Dom Pérignon while eating crackers and cheese whiz.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-24-2014, 03:17 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Ricky Bobby really races cars. He has a hot...

Ricky Bobby really races cars.

He has a hot wheels track in his room.
Forum: Rare, Old Guns 06-22-2014, 11:36 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,571
Posted By maloneoni
Sold. Shipping tonight.

Sold. Shipping tonight.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-20-2014, 11:56 PM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Billy, your avatar cracks me up. ...

Billy, your avatar cracks me up.


PHantomGSI is using the knowledge he gained from "Jurassic Park" to clone his very own Titanoboa. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanoboa) He figures one or two...
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-18-2014, 01:05 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 925
Posted By maloneoni
This is so cool.

This is so cool.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-18-2014, 01:04 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Magnificent7 is the reason PhantomGSI's stripper...

Magnificent7 is the reason PhantomGSI's stripper is crying.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-15-2014, 01:26 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 525
Posted By maloneoni
I think I have an old one if you just pay...

I think I have an old one if you just pay shipping.
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-15-2014, 01:25 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,080
Posted By maloneoni
Arrowgun?

Arrowgun?
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-15-2014, 01:24 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
When Magnificent7 was in grade school, he was...

When Magnificent7 was in grade school, he was caught fighting with another student. The teacher sent Mag7 to choose a switch that the teacher would beat Mag7 with. Magnificent7 returned with a 2x4...
Forum: The Dead Zone 06-13-2014, 12:31 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
For a morning exercise routine, GanonsGrin...

For a morning exercise routine, GanonsGrin watches and reenacts the fight scenes from "Way of the Dragon." He varies the routine by pretending to be different characters from the movie.
Forum: West Coast 06-07-2014, 04:13 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 297
Posted By maloneoni
Cliff at APP might be willing to do something...

Cliff at APP might be willing to do something like that. Talk to him.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-30-2014, 03:39 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Armed with his new vocabulary, Zacgodwin has set...

Armed with his new vocabulary, Zacgodwin has set a life goal to be on the receiving end of a blumpkin.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-29-2014, 03:03 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Magnificent7 runs a paintball salvage shop. He...

Magnificent7 runs a paintball salvage shop. He spends his weekend afternoons taking gog markers out of the trash cans at his favorite field.
Forum: ICD 05-28-2014, 01:34 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 212
Posted By maloneoni
It's not ion line. PM Nobody. He might have...

It's not ion line.

PM Nobody. He might have some he will be willing to sell.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-28-2014, 01:33 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Zacgodwin uses antlers in all his interior...

Zacgodwin uses antlers in all his interior decorating.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-22-2014, 03:42 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
PhantomGSI isn't welcome back to any strip clubs...

PhantomGSI isn't welcome back to any strip clubs in New Brunswick because he keeps trying to pay the strippers with handfuls of change.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-22-2014, 03:34 AM
Replies: 187
Views: 4,192
Posted By maloneoni
Yes. It is different. It is very different. Your...

Yes. It is different. It is very different. Your life is not in danger if you are being overshot. Assault with intent? It is a paintball field. Are you going to attempt to take some douche to court...
Forum: Ask The Experts 05-18-2014, 03:31 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 569
Posted By maloneoni
I think I have that same style, but it needs a...

I think I have that same style, but it needs a new lens.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-18-2014, 03:31 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
PhantomGSI hosts the international arsenic eating...

PhantomGSI hosts the international arsenic eating competition in his garage every year. No one has ever attended.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-15-2014, 12:54 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Craptacular001 is furiously working to buy the...

Craptacular001 is furiously working to buy the domain name "Chadthompsonfacts.com"
Forum: Ask The Experts 05-13-2014, 02:56 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 342
Posted By maloneoni
If the shocker bolt is not HE, it is probably...

If the shocker bolt is not HE, it is probably worth twenty, tops.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-13-2014, 02:55 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
DashHopes has a small aluminum boat he takes onto...

DashHopes has a small aluminum boat he takes onto Lake Mistassini. He brings dynamite charges with him, which he detonates underwater. He is trying to wake Cthulhu.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-07-2014, 11:53 PM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Bellicose feels like a rebel when he enters...

Bellicose feels like a rebel when he enters through the exit.
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-03-2014, 12:26 PM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
magnificent7 owns the world's most complete laser...

magnificent7 owns the world's most complete laser disk collection.
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-28-2014, 02:57 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
Bellicose is working on installing bamboo floors...

Bellicose is working on installing bamboo floors in his house. He flooded the entire down stairs with an inch of water and scattered small bamboo shoots into the water. Now, he waits.
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-26-2014, 11:35 AM
Replies: 5,754
Views: 135,935
Posted By maloneoni
"Shoot to Thrill" is the soundtrack that is...

"Shoot to Thrill" is the soundtrack that is constantly playing in Magnificent7's head.
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