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Forum: Ask The Experts 04-12-2015, 10:23 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 610
Posted By oldschool
It was this guys wife, Martha - he used to dump...

It was this guys wife, Martha - he used to dump all his paint on her kitchen towels to condition it and she would get really agitated loading it back into 10 round tubes with him....
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-10-2015, 08:03 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 908
Posted By oldschool
must be that new common core math.....

must be that new common core math.....
Forum: Carter's Commando 04-08-2015, 05:14 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,332
Posted By oldschool
One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

One that looks nice. And not too expensive.
Forum: Carter's Commando 03-25-2015, 11:13 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 152
Posted By oldschool
When i think about you i touch myself

When i think about you i touch myself
Forum: Carter's Commando 03-24-2015, 01:30 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,332
Posted By oldschool
uhm, we know you are coming, but what food are...

uhm, we know you are coming, but what food are you bringing?

:)

Use that same company you used the last time.
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-23-2015, 04:15 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,585
Posted By oldschool
He's a purveyor of fine childrens clothing.

He's a purveyor of fine childrens clothing.
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-08-2015, 09:11 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,175
Posted By oldschool
meh - When I get dirty looks or comments I tell...

meh - When I get dirty looks or comments I tell folks I like to shoot people.
With paintball I can do it and not get arrested and avoid prison rape
then they go away
win win for me
Forum: Avratech 01-05-2015, 05:49 PM
Replies: 953
Views: 59,589
Posted By oldschool
Patience as in the Jews waiting for the messiah? ...

Patience as in the Jews waiting for the messiah?
Patience as in waiting for the school bell to ring on the last day of school?
Patience as in waiting for the results of that STD test to come back?...
Forum: Dealers Forum 01-02-2015, 11:48 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 6,884
Posted By oldschool
maybe it is.......

maybe it is.......
Forum: The Dead Zone 11-13-2014, 04:44 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,294
Posted By oldschool
It doesn't show when they put in the magic fairy...

It doesn't show when they put in the magic fairy dust to make .50 magical....
Forum: MCB News 11-04-2014, 08:46 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,285
Posted By oldschool
oh - this thread is not what I thought it...

oh -
this thread is not what I thought it would be about.....
Forum: Carter's Commando 11-01-2014, 05:39 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,491
Posted By oldschool
rcvd - they look great

rcvd - they look great
Forum: Bug Reports 10-30-2014, 02:52 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 706
Posted By oldschool
maybe the software just doesn't find your...

maybe the software just doesn't find your pictures interesting enough to upload?

:p
:)


The file size might be to big - I've had that happen.
Have you tried saving as a different format and...
Forum: The Dead Zone 10-16-2014, 05:20 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 986
Posted By oldschool
The only thing that will help you improve is to...

The only thing that will help you improve is to be practicing your trigger finger technique on your girlfriend/wife.

:)
Forum: Carter's Commando 10-15-2014, 10:37 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,491
Posted By oldschool
have to remember to order these tonite

have to remember to order these tonite
Forum: Carter's Commando 10-09-2014, 09:48 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,491
Posted By oldschool
Stitching - Is that a girl on top type position? ...

Stitching - Is that a girl on top type position?
One of my favorite mounting positions but not sure what that has to do with patches.....
Forum: Carter's Commando 10-07-2014, 12:31 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,491
Posted By oldschool
So nice

So nice
Forum: The Dead Zone 10-01-2014, 02:13 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 293
Posted By oldschool
you mean your not telling stories any more? :)

you mean your not telling stories any more?
:)
Forum: WTB 10-01-2014, 02:10 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 2,732
Posted By oldschool
Are they similar to female condoms? - like these ...

Are they similar to female condoms? - like these

Reality Female Condom FC2 only $4.99/3-pack...
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-26-2014, 03:43 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 800
Posted By oldschool
I Knew it! Paintballers are Terrorists! But...

I Knew it! Paintballers are Terrorists!

But are all Terrorists, Paintballers?
Forum: Carter's Commando 09-11-2014, 09:56 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 900
Posted By oldschool
I like pie

I like pie
Forum: Carter's Commando 09-07-2014, 11:09 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 281
Posted By oldschool
I will be up in mass

I will be up in mass
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-19-2014, 10:31 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,589
Posted By oldschool
the good ones deliver and then close up the...

the good ones deliver and then close up
the others take preorders.....
Forum: Carter's Commando 08-14-2014, 10:39 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,675
Posted By oldschool
the campgrounds are on a slightly lower elevation...

the campgrounds are on a slightly lower elevation so methane could pool into pockets.....
Forum: Scenarios and Big Games 08-11-2014, 05:07 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,410
Posted By oldschool
liver.....

liver.....
Forum: Carter's Commando 08-08-2014, 06:59 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,252
Posted By oldschool
LnF1OtP2Svk not monty but mel :)

LnF1OtP2Svk
not monty but mel :)
Forum: Carter's Commando 08-04-2014, 11:44 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,675
Posted By oldschool
now everyone knows that a hoggie roll has a...

now everyone knows that a hoggie roll has a little bit o' squeel to em....
Forum: Carter's Commando 07-31-2014, 12:54 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,675
Posted By oldschool
5 pounds of lambsbread from Jamaica?

5 pounds of lambsbread from Jamaica?
Forum: Carter's Commando 07-29-2014, 10:01 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,675
Posted By oldschool
you've eaten his childreeeeeen?

you've eaten his childreeeeeen?
Forum: The Dead Zone 07-27-2014, 09:20 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 625
Posted By oldschool
the smaller one the trigger doesn't work right...

the smaller one the trigger doesn't work right but still shots fine

uhm......
lol
Forum: Carter's Commando 07-24-2014, 09:44 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 234
Posted By oldschool
A Reading...

Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies...
Forum: Carter's Commando 07-19-2014, 03:18 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,252
Posted By oldschool
Only in the case of more major matters, in the...

Only in the case of more major matters, in the case of purely internal affairs, a simple majority will do.
Forum: What Is It? 07-18-2014, 09:47 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 505
Posted By oldschool
call it the wing nut

call it the wing nut
Forum: Carter's Commando 07-18-2014, 09:32 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,252
Posted By oldschool
It was his turn to act as a sort of executive...

It was his turn to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Forum: Carter's Commando 07-18-2014, 09:28 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,675
Posted By oldschool
for the rabbit? he has huge sharp teeth.....

for the rabbit?
he has huge sharp teeth.....
Forum: Carter's Commando 07-17-2014, 10:58 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 274
Posted By oldschool
nice blue paint oozing muddy campsites.....

nice blue paint oozing muddy campsites.....
Forum: Scenarios and Big Games 07-16-2014, 04:25 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,410
Posted By oldschool
I told my uncle I think of her when I walk by a...

I told my uncle I think of her when I walk by a garbage can and see the "put trash in it's place" sign....
Forum: Scenarios and Big Games 07-16-2014, 02:51 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,410
Posted By oldschool
how many ****ing times do I have to tell you not...

how many ****ing times do I have to tell you not to bring my ex-wife.....
Forum: Carter's Commando 07-07-2014, 10:33 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,675
Posted By oldschool
I'm bringing libations for velcor and booze for us

I'm bringing libations for velcor and booze for us
Forum: Carter's Commando 06-27-2014, 01:00 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 477
Posted By oldschool
that doesn't make you cool - it just moves you up...

that doesn't make you cool - it just moves you up on some list you don't want to be on :ROTFL:
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