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Forum: The Dead Zone 04-02-2012, 10:43 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,000
Posted By BMayo713
I've only named my 06 Minion....I call 'er Vera.

I've only named my 06 Minion....I call 'er Vera.
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-28-2012, 10:06 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
teamtrusound wrote a letter to the girl he had...

teamtrusound wrote a letter to the girl he had the biggest crush on in high school...instead of giving him her heart...she gave him a jar of mayo and a smile.
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-06-2012, 09:49 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 5,338
Posted By BMayo713
To sell my mayo of course.

To sell my mayo of course.
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-03-2012, 12:24 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,059
Posted By BMayo713
I love playing against members of my team. They...

I love playing against members of my team. They are some of the best players I know and since they know how I play it keeps me on my toes. Best way to learn new tricks is when you play your buddies...
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-03-2012, 12:10 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
DashHopes has seen Mr. Smith nude so many times...

DashHopes has seen Mr. Smith nude so many times that he is more shocked that it still awes him.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-27-2012, 07:29 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
magnificent 7 taught the fonz how to stay cool...

magnificent 7 taught the fonz how to stay cool under pressure.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-27-2012, 04:05 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,059
Posted By BMayo713
point. if the other walk ons see you walk...

point.

if the other walk ons see you walk off and start playing non airball fields they will join. Most walk ons I have encountered like more variety than just playing one field over and over as...
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-26-2012, 11:55 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Magnificent 7's old paintballer ranch is a dream...

Magnificent 7's old paintballer ranch is a dream yet unyielded. Stalled out by the fact that all the paintballers wives would never agree to live in such a place.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-23-2012, 11:39 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
DashHopes was the rock that caused Jeb Corliss to...

DashHopes was the rock that caused Jeb Corliss to crash.
Forum: New To The Sport 02-22-2012, 08:16 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,485
Posted By BMayo713
I did that a number of years ago. Got the band...

I did that a number of years ago. Got the band from a girl I was dating. Thought of it as a way to take her to events when she couldn't go...tossed it when it didn't work out.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-12-2012, 11:42 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
The only reason DashHopes won the crown in his...

The only reason DashHopes won the crown in his beauty pageant was because the first place winner got sick of food poisoning.
Forum: The Dead Zone 01-29-2012, 09:57 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
bloodwashed once shoot Ollie Lang in the butt.

bloodwashed once shoot Ollie Lang in the butt.
Forum: The Dead Zone 01-03-2012, 01:42 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
breg's name is not greg.

breg's name is not greg.
Forum: The Dead Zone 12-26-2011, 01:02 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
magnificent 7 just wishes he could have my naked...

magnificent 7 just wishes he could have my naked lady cards since his were men.
Forum: The Dead Zone 12-25-2011, 10:27 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
diesel10 was once a member of veruca salt until...

diesel10 was once a member of veruca salt until his wig fell off in the middle of a show.
Forum: The Dead Zone 12-23-2011, 07:32 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Vikinngshadow knows that dashhopes means a tub of...

Vikinngshadow knows that dashhopes means a tub of my world famous "Tub O' Mayo: When a jar just aint enough!" brand Mayonaise.
Forum: The Dead Zone 10-17-2011, 12:39 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Splatmaster was almost sued do to infringement...

Splatmaster was almost sued do to infringement upon the name of a porn star, it was after a 12 was added that the lawsuit was averted.
Forum: The Dead Zone 10-12-2011, 08:34 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Magnificent 7's shield may be small, but it...

Magnificent 7's shield may be small, but it harbors a small device that repels paintballs and fat women using sonic technology and the smell of low fat waffers.
Forum: The Dead Zone 10-08-2011, 11:34 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
tot's indeed loves hawkey's love of spongebob due...

tot's indeed loves hawkey's love of spongebob due to his love of tot's loving tater tots.
Forum: The Dead Zone 10-08-2011, 01:22 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Hawkeye does.

Hawkeye does.
Forum: The Dead Zone 10-08-2011, 12:00 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Randal used to just work in a video store...now...

Randal used to just work in a video store...now he owns it.
Forum: The Dead Zone 10-05-2011, 09:29 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Magnificent 7 once looked a gift horse in the...

Magnificent 7 once looked a gift horse in the mouth...and found another gift.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-28-2011, 04:12 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Acrewfone knows by experience.

Acrewfone knows by experience.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-26-2011, 09:25 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
bigtuana thought dumb and dumber was a...

bigtuana thought dumb and dumber was a documentary of the inadequacies of the california state school system.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-24-2011, 12:59 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Mag7 has a vault filled with chuckie cheese...

Mag7 has a vault filled with chuckie cheese tokens that he routinely swims in like scrooge mcduck.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-22-2011, 10:32 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
phaedin makes it so easy that it's almost...

phaedin makes it so easy that it's almost forbidden to say anything about him...currently it sits at a mild and easily overlooked faux pa.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-21-2011, 09:13 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
konner09 learned the hard way that guys can be...

konner09 learned the hard way that guys can be nurses too. Even on halloween.
Forum: Southwest 09-20-2011, 10:00 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,980
Posted By BMayo713
awesome, I kept checking my mailbox like "where...

awesome, I kept checking my mailbox like "where are these" before I finally concluded they probably weren't ready yet haha.
Forum: Southwest 09-19-2011, 09:57 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,980
Posted By BMayo713
Any update on these?

Any update on these?
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-14-2011, 08:52 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
dark controller is a bronie.

dark controller is a bronie.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-13-2011, 09:46 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Underneath the evil exterior of armor made from...

Underneath the evil exterior of armor made from cold steel and the entrails of slain enemy...Dark Controller really likes the feel of soft lace against his bare skin.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-11-2011, 08:40 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
dark controller routinely fires machine guns...

dark controller routinely fires machine guns while on peyote, all the while screaming about having a mustache with titties. the day is then concluded with him beating a rattlesnake over the head with...
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-10-2011, 01:10 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Vikingshadow pillages often...but never rapes....

Vikingshadow pillages often...but never rapes. Women throw themselves at him due to his sheer awesomeness.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-06-2011, 07:33 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
dark controller is actually a lighter shade of...

dark controller is actually a lighter shade of dark
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-06-2011, 09:44 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2010...

http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2010/05/are-you-wizard.jpg

magnificent7 is a wizard.
Forum: The Dead Zone 09-01-2011, 11:51 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Hawkeye20 is energized by the sun like Birdman....

Hawkeye20 is energized by the sun like Birdman. Only he isn't as good at practicing law.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-31-2011, 09:29 AM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Mag7 tends to max out his credit with the devil...

Mag7 tends to max out his credit with the devil on a daily basis.
Forum: Southwest 08-18-2011, 07:18 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,980
Posted By BMayo713
Let me get two.

Let me get two.
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-18-2011, 12:25 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
CanadianBlues hates those dirty reds...

CanadianBlues hates those dirty reds...
Forum: The Dead Zone 08-16-2011, 02:40 PM
Replies: 5,535
Views: 127,452
Posted By BMayo713
Ain't no party like a Konner09 party!

Ain't no party like a Konner09 party!
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