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Forum: The Dead Zone 06-19-2015, 10:31 PM
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Recent internet rumors have divulged the original...

Recent internet rumors have divulged the original title to next year's Superman v. Batman: Dawn of Justice was suppose to be called Super-Cameron v. Superman v. Batman: Ion of Justice. However,...
Forum: The Dead Zone 05-12-2015, 10:39 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Markcheb was really upset when he found out that...

Markcheb was really upset when he found out that Bigfoot funnelled his borrowed money into ISIS.
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-26-2015, 09:27 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
The reason Bigfoot is so hard to find, is because...

The reason Bigfoot is so hard to find, is because he owes Markcheb money.
Forum: Misc Paintball Items 04-25-2015, 06:41 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,226
Posted By magnificent7
:clapping: Bump... more sold.

:clapping: Bump... more sold.
Forum: Misc Paintball Items 04-20-2015, 07:39 AM
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Views: 2,226
Posted By magnificent7
:dancingb:

:dancingb:
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-16-2015, 04:45 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Kevin Qmto built an indoor paintball field that...

Kevin Qmto built an indoor paintball field that is filled with lava lamps & blacklight posters. It is marketed to the stoner paintball player crowd, who really want to "trip balls" while playing.
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-14-2015, 08:11 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
DashHopes is too polite to say it, but....he...

DashHopes is too polite to say it, but....he secretly suspects that the majority of Markcheb's kleenex box collection were not used up just on his runny nose. :rolleyes:
Forum: Misc Paintball Items 04-10-2015, 12:14 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,226
Posted By magnificent7
To the top....

To the top....
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-06-2015, 11:17 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
A year ago, fellow Canadian, Justin Beiber got...

A year ago, fellow Canadian, Justin Beiber got arrested by the police for street racing. DashHopes said, "Why couldn't he have been racing in the same car as Paul Walker."
Then he said, "That...
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-04-2015, 09:48 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
When DashHopes gets an occasional hickey from any...

When DashHopes gets an occasional hickey from any "random strange", he explains to his wife that it is actually a welt from his latest paintball game.
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-01-2015, 10:53 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Palerider wears a hoodie while playing a...

Palerider wears a hoodie while playing a paintball when he feels like he is "having a fat day".
Forum: The Dead Zone 04-01-2015, 03:54 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Hawkeye20 recently auditioned for the part of the...

Hawkeye20 recently auditioned for the part of the guy fishing in the latest Cialis commercial.
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-31-2015, 09:14 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
When Hawkeye20 is taking a poop, he likes to...

When Hawkeye20 is taking a poop, he likes to imagine he is a monkey growing a tail.
Forum: Misc Paintball Items 03-30-2015, 05:51 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,226
Posted By magnificent7
Bump....

Bump....
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-29-2015, 11:07 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Well, DashHopes believes in the soul, the cock,...

Well, DashHopes believes in the soul, the cock, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated...
Forum: Misc Paintball Items 03-21-2015, 11:15 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,226
Posted By magnificent7
Bump. Bringing it back. Stickers still...

Bump. Bringing it back. Stickers still available!!!
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-21-2015, 11:09 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
For Spring Break this year Markcheb tried to book...

For Spring Break this year Markcheb tried to book a flight to Daytona, but instead he accidentally booked a flight to Dayton. :(
Forum: Mag Fed 03-21-2015, 11:01 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 715
Posted By magnificent7
Hmmm... it kind of looks like an H&K USP

Hmmm... it kind of looks like an H&K USP
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-10-2015, 09:30 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
After many years of coaching basketball,...

After many years of coaching basketball, Super-Cameron still wears a whistle around his neck during sex. He really uses it a lot during threesomes when he encourages everyone to do the "three man...
Forum: The Dead Zone 03-02-2015, 08:03 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Super-Cameron is believed to be a cyborg. ...

Super-Cameron is believed to be a cyborg. Because every time he is on a plane & he hears the announcement, "place the metal tip into the buckle", then he gets aroused.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-26-2015, 02:53 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
DashHopes encourages people to be politically...

DashHopes encourages people to be politically correct and refer to Canadians instead as "little people".
Forum: Central 02-26-2015, 02:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 751
Posted By magnificent7
Pm sent. Please include to the list as well. ...

Pm sent. Please include to the list as well. :thumbup:
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-26-2015, 01:45 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Psunitro has the superpower ability to "break...

Psunitro has the superpower ability to "break wind" using only his mind. However, sometimes if he concentrates too hard, he will poop his pants.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-14-2015, 11:47 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
DashHopes "exercises control in all things." ...

DashHopes "exercises control in all things."

Before playing paintball with DashHopes, you must first sign a legal contract which details all the rules, playing styles and consequences during...
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-07-2015, 10:52 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Instead of sleeping for 8 hours a night, like...

Instead of sleeping for 8 hours a night, like most people, once a week Super-Cameron will sleep for 56 hours straight.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-06-2015, 03:03 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Markcheb once ate a box full of Scooby snacks,...

Markcheb once ate a box full of Scooby snacks, then engaged in a three-way with Velma & Daphne in the Mystery Machine, while Fred silently watched wearing only his scarf.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-05-2015, 04:58 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Super-Cameron does not like mayonnaise because he...

Super-Cameron does not like mayonnaise because he feels that it lacks the spiritual depth & beliefs of Miracle Whip.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-02-2015, 04:10 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
The real DashHopes has DirectTV, but his twin...

The real DashHopes has DirectTV, but his twin "Crying yellow tears-DashHopes" has cable.

Don't be like that DashHopes. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirectTV.
Forum: The Dead Zone 02-01-2015, 09:52 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Super-Cameron was the choreographer for Katy...

Super-Cameron was the choreographer for Katy Perry's Super Bowl Half time show. When she flew around on the shooting star, he originally planned on including one of those "The more you know..."...
Forum: The Dead Zone 01-31-2015, 02:21 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Markcheb will never opt for a door, instead he...

Markcheb will never opt for a door, instead he likes to crash through walls like the Kool-Aid man.
Forum: The Dead Zone 01-29-2015, 08:12 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Ridingmac has been known to sing a beautiful...

Ridingmac has been known to sing a beautiful version of the national anthem at the bum fights. His singing abilities are very diversified too. On many occasions he has included singing the Canadian...
Forum: The Dead Zone 01-25-2015, 08:04 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
After a big paintball game win, Super-Cameron...

After a big paintball game win, Super-Cameron always drops a microphone on the ground & then walks off the field for dramatic effect. Why he carries a microphone while playing paintball... no one...
Forum: The Dead Zone 01-25-2015, 03:14 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
The Winter Wind is a Cameron Blustering in from...

The Winter Wind is a Cameron
Blustering in from sea,
With a rollocking song, he sweeps along,
Swaggering boisterously.

His face is weather beaten.
He wears a hooded sash,
With a silver hat...
Forum: The Dead Zone 01-22-2015, 06:31 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Super-Cameron has a freezer full of bags of...

Super-Cameron has a freezer full of bags of frozen peas. After one of his lady friends "spends the night with him" he gives them a free complimentary bag to sit on whenever they go home.
Forum: The Dead Zone 01-11-2015, 04:32 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 803
Posted By magnificent7
Great bit. :clapping:

Great bit. :clapping:
Forum: The Dead Zone 12-20-2014, 06:14 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Ridingmac was very disappointed last Christmas...

Ridingmac was very disappointed last Christmas after "Santa" left him no presents. However "Santa" did eat all the cookies & milk left for him, and then he also took Ridingmac's TV. :(
Forum: The Dead Zone 12-13-2014, 11:47 AM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
Markcheb has one of those Elfs on a Shelf. He...

Markcheb has one of those Elfs on a Shelf. He thinks it is really enticing when the Elf watches him during his "alone time" on adult websites.
Forum: The Dead Zone 12-12-2014, 10:39 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
DashHopes had a new idea to add an extra degree...

DashHopes had a new idea to add an extra degree of difficulty (and possible male bonding?) to his local paintball field this holiday season.

The idea... randomly placed mistletoe around his...
Forum: The Yard Sale 11-23-2014, 10:51 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 301
Posted By magnificent7
Sold! :hammer:

Sold! :hammer:
Forum: The Dead Zone 11-21-2014, 10:19 PM
Replies: 6,087
Views: 156,644
Posted By magnificent7
When Maloneoni shakes hands with the ref before a...

When Maloneoni shakes hands with the ref before a game, he always tries to palm him a $20 bill from a Monopoly board game.
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