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|04-06-2006, 06:30 AM||#21 (permalink)|
Join Date: Apr 2006
no himurax13 is the brass black hole and people were calling me the next himurax. I sold prettymuch all of my guns awhile back to simplify now I am trying to get a ideal setup togetther 1 solid pump (sniper 2) A AKA gun (excal) A good back up marker (to be deturmened) A good mech (preferably blazer) and a unique gun (KL)
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|04-06-2006, 11:33 AM||#22 (permalink)|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Albany. NY
Mmmmmmmmmmm custom brass:
That's my PMI/KP done by MadCustoms.....mmmmmmmm Matt really wants this one back.
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|04-06-2006, 10:52 PM||#23 (permalink)|
Back to paintball.
The following events in this story are purely fictional. Any resemblence to any people, paintball markers and events are purely coincidental. If you are easily disturbed then do not read the following.
I hate brass, it's the next worst thing next to my addiction to cigarettes.
Brass doesn't harm my physically, but it likes to viciously destroy my bank account. It's trying to make all the digits into zeros or something! Insanity I tell you.
First it was that blasted PGP2k1, harmless enough, modern day brass, nothing fancy. But then, it did something to me, I couldn't describe it, it's sleek brass and simpleness was just going, MOAR MOAR MOAR.
I didn't comprehend what it was saying... So I shut it up, I stuck a Cooper-t bolt on it and it became quiet. It was okay for now. It stopped. Finally, some peace and quiet. But it still moaned "More, More, More" It was almost inaudible but whenever I opened my gun closet, I could still hear it even though it was under all my other equipment. The others didn't say anything. The other equipment stayed quiet, too quiet, like something was wrong...
Then one day it said something really weird, the second I opened the door, it said in it's most loudest voice, almost in pain, as if it needed to be relieved from some sort of pain:
I was like "What?! Strip you?! NO! I can't do that, that's outrageous!" But it keep insisting it. I resisted at first, I just shut the closet door.
But I could still hear it, if I got anywhere near it the next few hours, it would moan loudly. It needed relief. When you hear a voice like that, you just can't resist it. I knew what I needed to do.
I took some sandpaper downstairs and opened the closet. The second that happened, my hands started moving on it's own, carressing that darkened brass body, yearning to be stripped of it's dark veil.
I went at it, tearing at it's smooth and beautiful body for hours, relentlessly moving my hands up and down. At first, I was gentle, moving my hands slowly and massaging it's body. But then, as time went on, I became more and more aggressive, changing from smooth strokes to being extremely rough. I said "You like that don't you?", it didn't respond, but I knew what it wanted. It wanted me to finish it off. So I did, I moved quicker then I ever have.
It was finally done, the silence stopped and I could sense it's relief. It's body glistened with a shine that could only happen once in a lifetime.
My lesson from all this:
Once you go brass, You can never go back.
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|04-07-2006, 06:03 PM||#26 (permalink)|
I'll split your arrow!
An temporary alliance formed between the ocean and the sky with the goal of killing people. The ocean's ability to attack the land is limited, so it lends the sky some of its water and energy so it can assault people farther inland then it normally could.
Hurricanes are far more powerful then the storms the sky creates on its own. They are just another reason the ocean must be destroyed.
|04-11-2006, 08:31 PM||#28 (permalink)|
starts off small at first
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Bean Town, U.S.A.
It does have a hold on me... And the sound is so unique.
"Democracy is the worst form of government except for all the others which have been tried." Winston Churchill
THE-SHOOTIST Anyone chubbin' like me for this?
mailmanmike Since Monday! That's more than 4 hours though, so according to those cialis ads I should see my doctor.
tlane77 I think for a non-chemical chubby it's 6 hours before its time to see a doctor. So you should be good for another couple hours.
splattttttt I wasn't goin to google "chubbin" because I assumed it had to do with fat. The lard type, not the fun stuff. But what ever feelings Jeff's experiencing, then they must be of the fun like stuff...
tlane77 He's got a woody for your woods. splattttttt land
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