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[foughtwolf]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Coward

Your priorities sir are obviously messed up and you require man law intervention. Now you think I'd tell you to get yourself the VM68 first and then your girlfriend an automag. Not the case. Get your girlfriend a VM68.

Which is better a gun with more gerth, heaft, length, and has some umph? Or a gun that's smaller, weighs less, and sounds like a humming bird fart? She might say, but it's not size, it's how you use it. That's a lie to make smaller guns feel better.

If the VM68 is to large for her, I suggest a different girlfriend that can handle a man's gun.

Trust me she'll love it and will get stronger from using it.

automag...geesh. Next will be the pink InvertMini with purse logo laser etching.

C'mon, gotta show some love for the venerable automag.

[Listessa]

Originally Posted by foughtwolf

C'mon, gotta show some love for the venerable automag.

But this is the VM Empire, particularly it's in the VM Man Laws thread. Of course they aren't going to respect something that was known for being smaller, lighter, and far more quiet here of all places. I mean, isn't all that practically the anthesis of a VM?

When you give a signifigant other a gun, there's a great risk of loosing it entirely. Make sure it's something like an engagement gift, or you get something of equal or greater value (be it sentimental or monitary) at the time of gift giving. This should ensure the return of said nice gun(s) once breakup occurs. Furthermore if you are getting married: Pre-Nup!

[MassDestruction00]

Originally Posted by Anonymous Coward

* Man law states the man with most and largest tanks on their VM-68 call the shots over men with fewer tanks on their VM-68. Becuase his club is bigger that's why. All other markers are ignored.

OBEY ME!!!!!