VM68 Man Laws

Anonymous Coward · 11-05-2007, 03:48 PM

Noncompliance with all laws are forbidden and can result in loss of “man” status and further result in a new status of "metroballer".

* There will be no complaints of physical weakness carrying a VM-68. Instead it's an honor to wield such weaponry.

* Any colors other than black, grey, siliver, chrome, or raw aluminum are not allowed on a VM-68. In fact all colors outside tranditional military attire are suspect.

* There will be no complaints as to the loudness of the VM-68. Only complaints of it not being loud enough are allowed. Man recognition will be given if ear plugs are needed or if players complain because of the ringing in their ears after your fire a few rounds.

* There will be no complaints as to the recoil of the VM-68. Only complaints of it not having a hard enough kick are allowed. Man recognition will be given if the kick causes bruising or head concussions.

* One must laugh as one is joking in the event of someone says the VM-68 is heavy and then proceeded with a hardy backslap.

* Removing anymore than 1/4 of the initial total weight from the VM-68 shall be called the "girly version" or the "female edition." While man law still recognizes the VM-68 in different forms, reducing the weight only means you to do so for your girlfriend or wife. Reducing the weight for personal usage is forbidden. Adding weight only increases your stature.

* The trigger pull length and weight shall never be complained about. Man recognition will be given the harder the trigger is to pull. +5 if a newbie can not pull the trigger. +10 if a tournament player complains. +20 if finger blisters and thick skin build up is needed.

* Man law states the man with most and largest tanks on their VM-68 call the shots over men with fewer tanks on their VM-68. Becuase his club is bigger that's why. All other markers are ignored.

* All VM-68 owners should be respectful of other VM-68, Vector, and double barreled brass owners. All others may be called "ladies" to be polite.

HurtCow · 11-05-2007, 04:02 PM

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* All VM-68 owners should be respectful of other VM-68, Vector, and double barreled brass owners. All others may be called "ladies" to be polite.

What about Golden Eagle owners? Heavier and more kick than a VM, plus they're like 3 feet long.. That oughta count for something.

Walking_Target · 11-05-2007, 04:18 PM

and no mag love?

mine are pretty much solid stainless steel and carbon fiber... is that not manly enough?

PaintYa · 11-05-2007, 04:32 PM

good read

HurtCow · 11-05-2007, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Walking_Target

and no mag love?

mine are pretty much solid stainless steel and carbon fiber... is that not manly enough?

Sorry, but anything that goes 'tink' when fired doesn't cut it.

Marauder_Pilot · 11-05-2007, 04:41 PM

I almost want a VM now.

Anonymous Coward · 11-05-2007, 04:46 PM

Like all man laws admendments and discussion is open for debate.

Listessa · 11-05-2007, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Anonymous Coward

* All VM-68 owners should be respectful of other VM-68, Vector, and double barreled brass owners. All others may be called "ladies" to be polite.

I like that one. Very entertaining!

HP_Lovecraft · 11-05-2007, 05:06 PM

I am in trouble. I broke all of these rules!

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* There will be no complaints of physical weakness carrying a VM-68.

I complained, and built a harness to support the gun.

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* Any colors other than black, grey, siliver, chrome, or raw aluminum are not allowed on a VM-68.

Annoed it Grey, then BLUE, then stripped it silver with white grips.

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* There will be no complaints as to the loudness of the VM-68.

I had a raincover.

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* There will be no complaints as to the recoil of the VM-68.

I replaced the steel hammer with aluminium

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Reducing the weight for personal usage is forbidden. Adding weight only increases your stature.

I did one of the first VM68 halfback mods.

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* The trigger pull length and weight shall never be complained about.

Trimmed springs, and added trigger stops.

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* Man law states the man with most and largest tanks on their VM-68 call the shots over men with fewer tanks on their VM-68.

All the above mentioned "chopping" prevented my from using extra tanks.

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All VM-68 owners should be respectful of other VM-68, Vector, and double barreled brass owners.

I don't like Vectors, or anything else from Sheridan or Palmers.

Does this mean I am going to hell?

Marauder_Pilot · 11-05-2007, 05:25 PM

Yes, yes it does. The last line is what did it.

11-05-2007, 03:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Anonymous Coward Active Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 153	VM68 Man Laws Noncompliance with all laws are forbidden and can result in loss of “man” status and further result in a new status of "metroballer". * There will be no complaints of physical weakness carrying a VM-68. Instead it's an honor to wield such weaponry. * Any colors other than black, grey, siliver, chrome, or raw aluminum are not allowed on a VM-68. In fact all colors outside tranditional military attire are suspect. * There will be no complaints as to the loudness of the VM-68. Only complaints of it not being loud enough are allowed. Man recognition will be given if ear plugs are needed or if players complain because of the ringing in their ears after your fire a few rounds. * There will be no complaints as to the recoil of the VM-68. Only complaints of it not having a hard enough kick are allowed. Man recognition will be given if the kick causes bruising or head concussions. * One must laugh as one is joking in the event of someone says the VM-68 is heavy and then proceeded with a hardy backslap. * Removing anymore than 1/4 of the initial total weight from the VM-68 shall be called the "girly version" or the "female edition." While man law still recognizes the VM-68 in different forms, reducing the weight only means you to do so for your girlfriend or wife. Reducing the weight for personal usage is forbidden. Adding weight only increases your stature. * The trigger pull length and weight shall never be complained about. Man recognition will be given the harder the trigger is to pull. +5 if a newbie can not pull the trigger. +10 if a tournament player complains. +20 if finger blisters and thick skin build up is needed. * Man law states the man with most and largest tanks on their VM-68 call the shots over men with fewer tanks on their VM-68. Becuase his club is bigger that's why. All other markers are ignored. * All VM-68 owners should be respectful of other VM-68, Vector, and double barreled brass owners. All others may be called "ladies" to be polite.

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Marauder_Pilot Thrillin' Heroics Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Whitehorse, Yukon Posts: 1,441	Yes, yes it does. The last line is what did it.