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Old 02-17-2013, 12:55 AM   #1021 (permalink)
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The bandages came off a few days ago. Surgery seems to be successful, the tendon was completely severed and the nerves were only partially cut, the doc was able to reattach everything. Only have very limited movement and no feeling on the side of the finger near the tip right now. Amount of recovery is unknown as I damaged stuff in the worst possible place.

As for how I did it, I've given people the following stories.

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Actual story is quite lame. I was trying to separate frozen burger patties with a fillet knife the patties popped loose and I put the knife, full force, about 4 inches into my finger.
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Old 02-17-2013, 08:25 AM   #1022 (permalink)
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On my phone your avatar looks like a puppet. Then I zoom in and it's your hand lol.

Anyhow get better. I separate frozen patties like a Neanderthal, slam it on the counter till they separate. I have bad luck with knives sometimes too but never as serious as your recent gouge there.
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Glad things were able to be reattached. Now no more fisting cows!
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i smacked myself with a toothbrush in the lower lip frenulum while brushing my teeth a few days ago. now the bruise is gone but there's a canker sore. i actually bought painkillers for it because it hurt so much worse than normal ones.
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i smacked myself with a toothbrush in the lower lip frenulum while brushing my teeth a few days ago. now the bruise is gone but there's a canker sore. i actually bought painkillers for it because it hurt so much worse than normal ones.
And it went a little something like this...

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I separate frozen patties like a Neanderthal, slam it on the counter till they separate. I have bad luck with knives sometimes too but never as serious as your recent gouge there.
That's how I usually do it, but these were really stuck. From now on, I'm just getting burger patties that have the paper squares in between.
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That's how I usually do it, but these were really stuck. From now on, I'm just getting burger patties that have the paper squares in between.
I get the ones with paper squares....after they've been frozen I still do the cave man thing.
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i want to say that's the strangest clip i've seen, but it is not.
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It's pretty tame actually
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I'm hitting Camp P this weekend. Hope no one is too balled out.
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