Paintball

[Bored383]

now now now . . . nel-spots have souls. they are not the ginger kids of the paintball world, and you should respect the eldest paintgun better than that.

and yes, Bret G was wrong when he made the claim

[matteekay]

Pppppht, I think I know a little better than you, Don. I owned a Nel-Spot for, like, a week. Worst paintball experience ever (note: I didn't play).

All I'm sayin' is, Kingman made one Nelson-style marker and approximately eleven billion Sheridan-style ones. So... a vote for Sheridan is a vote for Spyder...?

[Donut SD]

Nelsons are like the taco shops of the paintball world. They're everywhere. It just takes time to find the one that you like, even though in reality they are all the same. The recipe changes in each one.

Sheridans are like pepperoni Pizza. If you don't like it, you have a problem.

[Bored383]

Originally Posted by Donut SD

Nelsons are like the taco shops of the paintball world. They're everywhere. It just takes time to find the one that you like, even though in reality they are all the same. The recipe changes in each one.

Sheridans are like pepperoni Pizza. If you don't like it, you have a problem.

omg - that is perfect

[matteekay]

It's like playing paintball with Longfellow. Only, you know, less dead and all.

[stimpy]

red sno stats:

paint shot: 1 3/4 cases
gun failure: 1
car failure: 1
AAA response time: 40 mins (to be far, it's what they quoted me)
AAA on-hand batteries that fit my car: 0
Giant employees that helped push my car past the gate: 2
college students decimated: mucho
body parts recovered: 1
buffalo wings consumed once home: 5 (boneless)
fries: 1 (small side)
highest HPA fill: almost 5K (yeah, i was surprised too)
confirmed don-kills: 1 (die evil zombie-don, die!)

[Bored383]

lololol - stimpy, I feel better that it was you who shot me



my stats
paint shot - 3/4 case
gun failures - 4
guns repaired - 1
college students annihilated - lots
body parts recovered - 1
surrenders - 4
funniest kills - when I sat in the middle off the road cuz I was tired, and a couple of the coeds wandered towards me wondering what I was doing. when one of them said "is that a zombie?" I started shooting - and got them both

[Donut SD]

well since you're doing it I'll post my stats for the day as well


• Paint shot - probably a bag and then some, a guppy or two.
• Gun failures - none. Does a flying 12 gram count as a failure?
• Guns repaired - the KBA pulled a Jaguar move and fixed itself.
• College students devoured - 5. Are we counting surrenders? 11 then.
• Body parts recovered - 2. Intestines and the skull
• Best moment - I cleared out the castle solo surrendering two guys, first one I went up to his window and he happened to pop up with the business end of my barrel in his face.
• Best kill - KBA. Shot someone walking by the castle center mass. I think I went 40ft from our flag before I decided to try and hit him. At the distance between us I thought it would miss or bounce off. But then bright yellow
• Time spent looking for objectives - too much. In fact that's why I didn't shoot much. I spent too long wandering the dmz areas looking for a loose objective to recover. And the other half of the time trying to sneak around for a kill.

[FrankW]

Originally Posted by Donut SD

• Gun failures - none. Does a flying 12 gram count as a failure?

Only if it hits you in the face. Boy was that a close one... haha

[Donut SD]

Yeah it was...I thought I was gonna lose my eye. I'm even more happy it changed path on the way down and missed stimpy's car. It woulda destroyed his car like a mini agm and he woulda never made it home.