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Old 06-30-2013, 01:19 PM   #131 (permalink)
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When the little kids make fun of your gun, and then the old field owner comes over and talks to you excitedly for 20 minutes about how jealous he is because you're holding some awesome custom cocker.
What custom cocker do you have? Of its got a pump kit its not a cocker no more.
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Old 07-04-2013, 09:45 AM   #132 (permalink)
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When the reffs are about the only ones who know what it is.
When the refs don't even know what you are shooting, or anyone else at the field..... Then the little kid in tourney gear watching on the sidelines says, "you fell into the 50," after I get shot out. No, generally when a person has one leg fully extended with the other bent and tucked under the body intentionally, its called a slide. That fake turf is awfully slick.

When you giggle like a school girl after finally rebuilding your baby and have it timed to perfection. Next month when you take it off the wall to play, it leaks down barrel from not being loved enough.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:42 PM   #133 (permalink)
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when the old-school badass field owner comes up and asks to see your pump
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Old 07-23-2013, 09:46 AM   #134 (permalink)
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When a teenage ref looks at your pristine STO and says "WOAH! That gun is beautiful. What is it?"

When you bring three 'Cockers to the field just to increase your odds that one of them will work right that particular day.

When a teenager asks what kind of gun it is, you tell him it's an Autococker, and you are completely dumbfounded when he responds "What's an Autococker? I've never heard of that." I mean, I can understand people having never shot, or even seen one...but to have never heard the name...!?

When you buy an '02 specifically to convert to a Sniper, then time it, shoot it, and realize that it works so beautifully that you can't bring yourself to do the conversion.

When your gun shoots PERFECTLY at the field...and 6 hours later leaks like crazy from the 3-way when you're dry firing it at home. (I'm assuming the o-rings need replacing or lubing, since it's an '01 that looks like it's been sitting unused for the last 12 years.)

When you see a thread title in BST about Freeflows, FBMs, and other really cool 'Cockers...only to be disappointed when you realize you're in the pump gun section.
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:09 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:00 AM   #136 (permalink)
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You consider your Ion to be your "reliable" gun to bring to the field in case none of the others work.

You finally realize that stripping the front block and pneus off a 'Cocker that you intend to pump doesn't mean you need to sell them. It's time to start building up a parts bin until you have enough stuff to build another gun.
(that finally hit me today as I was stripping my '02 to send off for lasering; I can't even count that number of times I've converted a 'Cocker and immediately sold all the pneus. Not anymore.)
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Old 07-25-2013, 03:20 PM   #137 (permalink)
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You buy 4 of them (STO, GX-4, '02 VF, '01 VF) all within a week.
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Old 07-27-2013, 09:06 PM   #138 (permalink)
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You sell a mag because your cocker becomes old reliable.

You don't understand Tippmann's.

The gun tech asks your at the field asks you to help him set up his new prostock.
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Old 07-28-2013, 09:45 AM   #139 (permalink)
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I am a bit offended by all the reliability talk. After one builds, times and loctites a cocker it should shoot reliably for years. All of mine have done so.
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Old 07-28-2013, 10:47 AM   #140 (permalink)
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Does putting a Autococker body, and slider trigger and my phantom make it a autocoker pump? LOL
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