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    You know you play stock class when...

    -your teammate runs out of paint and calls out for a pod and you chuck them a 10 round feed tube.

    -you measure your fire rate in shots per minute instead of balls per second.

    -the rental crowd thinks you’re some sort of “sniper” because of your setup. They also ask where your hopper is.

    -while everyone is buying a case for the day, you buy 200 rounds... and still have leftover paint at the end of the day.

    -a full day at the field now costs about as much as a couple Applebee’s appetizers.

    -a HPA change means trying to swap out a 12 gram from behind a bunker while paint is splattering all around you. High pressure situation indeed.

    -your “unreliable” pump broke down last millennium when Clinton was in office. You last changed your o-rings during the Obama administration.

    -you think paint costs are a waste of money yet have no issue spending $500 plus on a click clack boomer that has the fire rate of a sling shot.

    -you’ve never actually bonus-balled anyone, even though you’ve actively tried.

    -you secretly go out of your way to target the mag-fed players to prove your supremacy.

    -you sometimes consider going back to electro, but then you gog someone in the face across the field with a single round and suddenly it all makes sense again.

    #2
    - you use a rental tippman and feel like God Mode has been activated

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      #3
      - when the other players around ask where your air tank is.
      - when you are the fastest runner on the speedball field, but slowest rate of fire
      - your idea of a great day is getting at least one person out
      - you see people excessively extra balling newer players and you make it your mission to limit that problem.
      - you can check every ball for best fit
      - your idea of a good day is just playing the game

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        #4
        Other players ask you "Is that a telescope?"

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          #5
          When counting above the number 10 gets a little rusty.
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            #6
            You have a revy specifically to use with your Drop10 for tube loading.
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            • Siress

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              Y'all need to try the 7-tube grip under a pod technique. Don't make me do a video...

            • Falcon16

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              I use the 7 pod star stuffed into a pod, shake then carefully remove tubes technique.

            • Siress

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              I just hold them up to the pod, invert, and rotate them relative to each other until the tubes are filled. No shaking required.

            #7
            When you don't have to shoot every empty bunker you pass on reinsertion.
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              #8
              When they split teams, they count you as an electro because you have your own gear... and your teammates start crying.

              When a downpour starts and you start goading everyone who's worried about their circuit boards.

              When the lady at the sales counter is so tired of your questions about paint that she just hands you a bag of the premium stuff with your entry fee.

              It takes longer to load your pack than pack your gearbag.

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              • DavidBoren

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                That splitting up the teams comment made me laugh until I stopped.

              • Siress

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                The resonated with me. I just had a guy realize I was playing pump at the very end of the day. His disbelief was so satisfying.

              #9
              Even your semi-auto markers are set up for 12g's.

              You put stick feeds on your semi-auto markers.

              You turn your semi-auto markers into pumps.
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                #10
                When someone asks where your pod pack is and you point to the leg rig with 10rd tubes and 12gs ready to go.
                When you can count your shots on any marker and know exactly when to reload it.
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                  #11
                  When you see the entry price quoted with all day air and you feel cheated because you brought your own.
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                  • Falcon16

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                    Truth, usually why I'll bring a tank or two and grab refills if my tanks are just about empty, might as well get what I'm paying for. that said it's also good if I'm playing with a gun that can use a tank as well such as my Superstocker.

                  #12
                  You get picked last for the first point of the day only.

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                    #13
                    You have to pinky promise that the 100 rounds you brought are from the bag you purchased at the field when the season started; in November.
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                      #14
                      Glenn Palmer Collin Thompson and Mike Cassidy all knew your voice on the phone.

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                      • tag

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                        And Mike would know your marker from memory including all the mods and custom adjustments...

                      #15
                      When your current fastest marker is a Spyder, and only because you upgraded after your initial downgrade.
                      (like this stupid beast)
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