-your teammate runs out of paint and calls out for a pod and you chuck them a 10 round feed tube.
-you measure your fire rate in shots per minute instead of balls per second.
-the rental crowd thinks you’re some sort of “sniper” because of your setup. They also ask where your hopper is.
-while everyone is buying a case for the day, you buy 200 rounds... and still have leftover paint at the end of the day.
-a full day at the field now costs about as much as a couple Applebee’s appetizers.
-a HPA change means trying to swap out a 12 gram from behind a bunker while paint is splattering all around you. High pressure situation indeed.
-your “unreliable” pump broke down last millennium when Clinton was in office. You last changed your o-rings during the Obama administration.
-you think paint costs are a waste of money yet have no issue spending $500 plus on a click clack boomer that has the fire rate of a sling shot.
-you’ve never actually bonus-balled anyone, even though you’ve actively tried.
-you secretly go out of your way to target the mag-fed players to prove your supremacy.
-you sometimes consider going back to electro, but then you gog someone in the face across the field with a single round and suddenly it all makes sense again.
-you measure your fire rate in shots per minute instead of balls per second.
-the rental crowd thinks you’re some sort of “sniper” because of your setup. They also ask where your hopper is.
-while everyone is buying a case for the day, you buy 200 rounds... and still have leftover paint at the end of the day.
-a full day at the field now costs about as much as a couple Applebee’s appetizers.
-a HPA change means trying to swap out a 12 gram from behind a bunker while paint is splattering all around you. High pressure situation indeed.
-your “unreliable” pump broke down last millennium when Clinton was in office. You last changed your o-rings during the Obama administration.
-you think paint costs are a waste of money yet have no issue spending $500 plus on a click clack boomer that has the fire rate of a sling shot.
-you’ve never actually bonus-balled anyone, even though you’ve actively tried.
-you secretly go out of your way to target the mag-fed players to prove your supremacy.
-you sometimes consider going back to electro, but then you gog someone in the face across the field with a single round and suddenly it all makes sense again.
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