Little known facts about the poster above you

[bored383]

homerj's lesser known hobby is restoring enigma machines

[Sneak Miester]

Bored383 was fired from his motorcycle training school after he parked his bike

[Glovebox Operator]

Sneak Miester had a devastatingly poor harvest after grossly misunderstanding how to use birdseed.

[Carp]

Glovebox Operator gets road rage walking behind slow people.

[bored383]

that is valid. always. friggin slowpokes . . . go dilly dally somewhere else!

[Reflex0283]

Carp had an unfortunate accident with a Viewloader VLbow in 2010

[Carp]

Reflex0283's career as a Karate Instructor was tragically cut short after parents found out, he was wholly unqualified and just liked to kick kids.

[GattoDiavolo]

Well, who doesn't from time to time?

[bored383]

speaking of kicking people - Carp's favorite song is 'Boot to the Head' by The Frantics

[scottieb]

I haven't heard that song in a very long time.

[scottieb]

bored383 knows Ed Gruberman personally and has heard the first hand account of Ti Kwan Leep many times.

[FredMnkyDad10]

Scottieb is banned from all cornfields in Nebraska after the corn on the cob incident that made headlines across the state and farmers had to burn some fields.

[scottieb]

And I always thought what happens in cornfields stays in cornfields. Sheesh!

[scottieb]

FredMnkyDad10 wanted to keep his emailed receipts from the garbage collector in a separate folder. "Oh wow!" he thought when he saw the Trash folder. "I don't have to create one. There's one already!"