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    “Dont bust my VL i-BALZ” dueling pistols!(DSDS 494 / JT ER4)

    Time for a Walzmas giveaway. “Dont bust my VL i-BALZ” dueling pistols!(DSDS 494 / JT ER4)

    Who doesn’t like crazy jank plastic fantastic 12g powered pistol packages?! I have on deck a DSDS 494 stockclass pistol and a JT ER4 double action pistol. These came to me from past Walzmas adventures, and now are being returned to the continuum.

    You can win both of these beauties if you follow some simple rules.

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    First and foremost the format of this giveaway is very much in the spirit of “Who’s Line is it Anyway?” aka the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. But what are the rules we’re making up and how do we get immaterial points you ask? Well you make wildly speculatory guesses and I will arbitrarily award you entries as points.

    On what do we speculate you ask? I have in my possession a well aged vintage 100 round tube of VL i-BALZ. Being that they are of a similar vintage, we’re going to pair these bad boys up and have a shoot-off.

    Each marker will get 50 BALZ (or half the tube), and I will shoot them out of each marker. This is where the “speculation” comes in.

    You can make guesses on (for example); how many balls break in the marker, how many shots per 12g, how many balls break on target, how many hit the target, will the markers work, will they break, will Velcor come down from the heavens clad in vintage Renegade tiger stripe and thin clears to anoint these markers as his chosen…(you get the idea)

    Entries are awarded based on accuracy, hilarity, or my own arbitrary reasons.

    To enter post “I’m IN!” and then add your speculations as desired. I will tally the order and amount of entries below. Method of choosing will be a polyhedral die roll at the end.

    Open to all members until end of day Friday December 19th.


    --Entrants-- (last updated 12/2)
    1) acrewofone [entries tbd]
    2) Cdn_Cuda [entries tbd]
    3) StaticShocked [entries tbd]
    4) Chaos [entries tbd]
    5) Glovebox Operator [entries tbd]
    Last edited by OpusX; Yesterday, 05:46 AM.
    Velcor will save us...

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    #2
    "I'm in!"

    how many balls break in the marker (4, but you shoot through the breakage)
    how many shots per 12g (25 or so, depends on how slow the marker is leaking and how fast you shoot)
    how many balls break on target (45, depending on where target is impacted)
    how many balls hit the target (48, depending on target size)
    will the markers work (only one will work, the other will dump a full 12g down the barrel, with a wet fart sounding noise)
    will they break mid use (only one will, especially after you drop it in your hurry to get this silliness over ASAP)
    will Velcor come down from the heavens clad in vintage Renegade tiger stripe and thin clears to anoint these markers as his chosen (yes, wearing his $1200 vintage Sandana Headwrap)
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    • OpusX

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      An excellent start...

    #3
    were gonna need one section for each guns 😅
    Love my brass ... Love my SSR ... Hard choices ...

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    • OpusX

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      I mean it could get crazy 😂 ...

    #4
    I'm in! The answer is 4 to all questions.

    And just because, one of my favourite episodes for Whose Line: where Richard Simmons makes a surprise appearance.

    Additional Questions/Guesses:
    Test 1 will be set in the style of a Spanish Soap Opera.
    Test 2 will be set will be in the style of a Disney Musical.
    You will not use the term "ball" in any format for the tests
    And you will use at least one prop that is not paintball related.
    Last edited by Cdn_Cuda; 12-04-2025, 03:00 PM.
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      #5
      I'm IN!
      • I think that 15% of the balls will break in the barrel while being shot.
      • One marker will leak the first entire co2 cartridge before you get it stopped.
      • Both markers will get 20 shots per co2 cartridge.
      • 50% of the balls that actally shoot will hit the target.
      • There will be some sort of favor shown during the actual usage of the markers which will manifest as sudden favorable weather or actual functioning of both markers without major mechanical issues.
      • Due to the above mentioned favor shown to your event, you will not have to disassemble either marker to complete your event (as in have to remove assembly screws).
      BTW, i am a fan of whos line is it anyway. So good.

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        #6
        I'm in, my answer to all the questions is going to be 7

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          #7
          Pro hint....you can make up your own "questions" or "guesses" 😘
          Velcor will save us...

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          • Cdn_Cuda

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            Our own questions?! Will do, sir!

          • StaticShocked

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            Brain wasn't working last night. I tried to be creative. I failed. I went to bed. :P

          • OpusX

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            Think of it like "wild bets" on things that could happen

          #8
          I'm IN!

          I'm betting on one of the 12 gram caps breaking, allowing the cartridge to rocket out and punch you square in the junk, causing you to drop all the paintballs. 30 of them break on the ground, 3 break in the hopper when you drop the gun, the dog eats 7 of them, you crush 25 more by falling over on them and then you leave the rest and go inside because you don't want to play anymore.

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          • OpusX

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            This guy gets it 🤣

          • StaticShocked

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            Oh, that's awesome. I almost spit my coffee on the monitor just now trying my darndest to no laugh out loud. A+
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