The Expandables Merch

[JonM]

I'm just messing around now, but I thought it was kinda funny.

[Flounder]

It is too bad they do not come in XXXXL

[JonM]

Ah, but they do. They go up to 5XL and the classic tees go up to 5XL and 4XT.

[Carp]

I have to say the Premium Tee's are super soft and comfortable. I wonder how many washes the print will last though.... 🤔

[JonM]

Reviews I've read seem to say that the prints hold up well over time. I suppose I'll find out for myself with my hoodie.

[JonM]

So I got bored at work and came up with something.

[Carp]

All I can say is...😉 I wouldn't want to be wearing, that particular piece of "Merch". If I had to, spend any time, in the "Pokey"....😏

[JonM]

I figured you guys might appreciate a little throwback to the early days of the team. I've redesigned the artwork from scratch and remade the shirt as close as the Teespring editor will allow.

[Memornix]

Yep, definitely buying one of these

[JonM]

In preparation of this year's CAG, I added a new product to our team merch page. I have a sample on the way that should arrive before the game, so I won't know what the finished product looks like until then. As usual, I have it posted up at cost, so I'm not making anything on sales to friends. If you want to take a gamble on it before I have a chance to proof it, the product can be found here. Our cost per hat is $26 plus tax and shipping. Colors are olive green, acid green, mustard, light gray, and light blue. I deliberately excluded black since the logo gets lost in the background.

[Axel]

Dammit Jon I need to stop spending money

[JonM]

So what I’m hearing is that I need to, um, expand our merch options.

[Axel]

B*tch better have my 12-grams

[JonM]

Lookin’ pretty fly for a white guy

[JonM]

So I've been wondering why the beanies weren't delivered prior to the CAG. Just today I got this email from Spring saying how the design requires alterations to make it work for embroidery. I'm not really feeling their updated proof though, so I'm passing it on to you guys for your opinions. I'm thinking that they at least remove the white from the mask. They also say that the text is too small to stitch, so they removed that too. Thoughts?

[Axel]

Heh, I got the same email. It looks like an Imperial Stormtrooper and an ancient Spartan had a baby.

"No thanks, please cancel and refund."

Our patchmaker was somehow able to embroider the logo, so I will sew one onto a hat if I really want a beanie.

[JonM]

So shall it be. Consider the product delisted.

[Axel]

That's just my personal observation. Yes, I cancelled my order, but I don't mean to spoil it for anyone who -wants- an Imperial Ancient Storm Spartan

[JonM]

Nah. You and I are on the same wavelength. Their revision looks like crap and the loss of text was the nail in the coffin.

[COB]

Jon, any chance you may be adding Expandble onesies to the merchandise. They will be a hit for camping at Chappy's or Super Game.

[JonM]

Jon, any chance you may be adding Expandble onesies to the merchandise. They will be a hit for camping at Chappy's or Super Game.

Be careful what you wish for, Tom. You just might get it. And in case you're wondering, yes it's real.

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[COB]

Maybe I should have asked for Onesie pajamas with feet and a trap door for optional breeze. I doubt I can fit in the pictured item. Nor would anyone wish to see me in said item. But if I did order one, can I get a 720 double chubby?

[Carp]

Which is the cat size? Asking for a friend.

[phy]

They cut of at 24 months, I need a 570.

[JonM]

I'm sure we could stretch it, though I can't say you won't be singing soprano while wearing it.

[Axel]

Yellow5 yellow alert!

[JonM]

It’s scary how in sync our minds are right now.

[Carp]