Kynan's cat is actually THE ESSENTIAL CAT. In addition to being completely indestructible, THE ESSENTIAL CAT has the ability to turn blobs of tar into a third eye.
This it does on occasion, just for kicks. Then it forces Kynan to take pictures and post them on MCB. Kynan is forced to obey.
In order to protect the identity of THE ESSENTIAL CAT, Kynan runs the story about an 'accident' with tar.
Your secret is safe with us, pal; your secret is safe with us.