It is my wife's birthday soon, and to avoid trouble, I ordered presents early online. Every time I get a package (I forget about hers) I am like
and then I see where it is from and then it's more like
. Today, as I was walking back from the mail box, the postal carrier stops next to me, holding a package. Of course, I am feeling
but then she says, "oh, wait, this is for the house next to yours, sorry." And then I feel
This marker is ruining my life...