I'll start the game first splat, we'll call it the let's see who can write the best fake shipping e-mail confirmation from Metadyne. Here it goes.
"Hi guys, we've been having so many problems with our milling machine, I don't know where to start, the good news is that the raw guns will be shipped first. Boo-Hoo to those artistic types that want fancy annodized guns. I am pleased to announce every raw thumper gun will ship with a free raincover to keep it dry from the rain." The following people will have the first 1,000 guns shipped to them:
add your name here
Thank You for your patience and enjoy!"
SOL, outnumbered, one paintball per person should do the trick
The most effective and powerful weapon on the field is the sneaky b@stard, use sparingly!