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Old 10-18-2011, 09:59 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Hawkeye20 View Post
Send the Navy a recruitment inquiry in his name and with his contact info, and in the message make sure to ask about if the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy is still in effect because you "like meeting new people", say that it's always been your dream to be a Seaman First Class (get it?) on a large and powerful boat, and ask if its possible to be deployed somewhere cold where you have to snuggle with other men for warmth.
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