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Old 03-21-2012, 01:39 PM   #2701 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Mr.Smith View Post
Wasnt even me this time!

Dashhopes once bought facebook when it was starting up, but then traded the ownership for a PGP
Best trade ever lol.

Mr.Smith's Olympic condoms arrived in the mail - He wanted to wear a gold one, but his wife said "wear the silver one and come second for a change". All in good fun

Originally Posted by Gascolator View Post
DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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