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Old 02-15-2013, 11:14 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Fubarius View Post
...if I ever find who told the local kids to start lubing their blowbacks with vegetable oil....
That's nothing. I had a kid (about 13) at my old field ask me to fix his Spyder. It would shoot but not recock. I pull the bolt out with a SCHLUUUURP, look inside, and it looks like it's full of Vaseline. I ask him when he last cleaned and lubed it, and he said just before coming to play. I ask what he lubed it with...and he pulls a tube of KY out of his gearbag.

Me: Uhh...that's not for paintball guns.
Kid: What's it for?
Me: Where'd you get it?
Kid: Found it in my dad's drawer.
Me: Ask him.
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