Originally Posted by heinous
"bro i knew something was wrong when a pretty little white girl ran into a black man's arms."
"either she homeless or she got problems."
oh god my sides
You can't make this **** up! SO AMAZING! I can't wait til' someone splices this guy with the 'aint no one got time for that' lady! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
"So I hear this screaming and banging so I grab my big mac and head over" (paraphrased)