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Old 08-13-2014, 11:22 PM   #5578 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
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The other night DashHopes was at a bar drinking. After few rounds, he stood up on top of a chair and shouted, show me toughest, baddest, mother f'er in here, right now! Out of the corner of bar, arose a 6'5, very muscular biker covered in tattoos. The biker walked across the room and stopped in front of DashHopes and stared into his eyes. Without blinking a eye, the biker asked, "What do you want?" DashHopes replied, "Well, I'm leaving now. So you take over."
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