ToyBox afforded his first pew pew gun by selling piercings to people at a nudist colony so they could have a place to hang their car keys.
Originally Posted by Gascolator
DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the pew pew hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.